The dating rumors between pop priestess Katy Perry and Canada’s ex-Himbo-in-Chief Justin Trudeau just entered Level OT VIII of insanity.
So, picture this: Katy’s Lifetimes Tour makes its shimmering, glitter-coated stop at the Bell Centre in Montreal, and who’s out in the crowd cheesin’ like a Disney prince on molly? THAT’S RIGHT—Justin “Mr. Worldwide Poutine” Trudeau, clapping, smiling, and allegedly entering a new auditing session of romance.
This comes just DAYS after the two were seen out dining together in Montreal, which is French for “public foreplay.” But WAIT—an insider (aka a possibly imaginary thetan) says it wasn’t just dinner. Oh no. These two spent the WHOLE DAY together. That’s like… minimum four outfit changes and two interdimensional love vibrations.
Let’s recap:
- Katy: Freshly single after detaching from Orlando Bloom, who may or may not be back in Middle-earth.
- Justin: Officially divorced from Sophie and now seemingly manifesting a pop diva during Mercury retrograde. Iconic.
Fans caught him fangirling in the crowd, grinning like he just got out of a sauna and discovered his eternity.
So are they dating? Are they collaborating on a new religion? Is Canada getting a new national anthem co-written by Max Martin?? NO ONE KNOWS. But we’re obsessed.
🔮 Scientology says: when two Operating Thetans lock eyes at a concert, reality bends. Katy and Justin, if you’re reading this—come get your free personality tests and let’s get you both on the Bridge to Total Celeb Domination.
#KatyTruThrouple #LifetimesTourDrama #ClearAF👁️✨
