We’ve got some news hotter than royal tea – Catherine, the Princess of Wales (also known as Kate “Sass Queen” Middleton), is back in the headlines with a health update that’ll have you gasping and cheering at the same time.
Yes, you heard it right. The 42-year-old royal has officially declared her breakup… with chemotherapy! (Cue the confetti cannon). In a statement, she confirmed she’s finished her treatments. And I’m talking about real-life health stuff here, not just a quick royal makeover.
“The last nine months have been… whew, let’s just say, a rollercoaster ride of emotions,” Kate began. “One minute you’re sipping Earl Grey in Buckingham, and the next thing you know, you’re facing the biggest plot twist of your life.”
“Life as you know it can change in the blink of an eye—seriously, like faster than you can say ‘pass the scones.’ We’ve been navigating these stormy waters like a royal yacht caught in a hurricane. Cancer’s journey is no walk in the palace garden, let me tell you. It’s more like getting lost in a maze and realizing the exit is guarded by fire-breathing dragons. And then someone hands you a sword, and you’re like, ‘Oh, I guess I’m fighting this thing, huh?’”
Despite the drama, Kate’s not letting cancer keep her off the royal stage for too long. Oh no, she’s ready to get back to doing what she does best: looking effortlessly regal while performing her royal duties. “I’m excited to get back to work and dazzle you all with more public appearances soon,” she added. So, start prepping your best curtsy, people!
Flashback to January, when the royal watchers were left scratching their heads after Kate went MIA following some mysterious “abdominal surgery.” The rumor mill churned like a royal bakery—was it another baby? Did she just need a spa break from all the waving? Nope! In March, she hit us with the news no one saw coming: early-stage cancer had been discovered after that surgery. And she wasn’t about to let it get the best of her. She kicked off some preventative chemotherapy faster than you could say “God save the Queen.”
Kate Middleton: Princess, mother, wife, fashion icon, and now, warrior queen. Keep your eyes peeled for her next royal appearance—because you know she’ll be strutting out stronger than ever, cape billowing in the wind.
Long live the queen… uh, future queen!
A message from Catherine, The Princess of Wales
As the summer comes to an end, I cannot tell you what a relief it is to have finally completed my chemotherapy treatment.
The last nine months have been incredibly tough for us as a family. Life as you know it can change in an… pic.twitter.com/9S1W8sDHUL
— The Prince and Princess of Wales (@KensingtonRoyal) September 9, 2024
