Kanye and Bianca are back! And this time, it’s extra crispy — because nothing says “true love is simmering again” like a chicken curry-fueled date night in Spain. Yes, Ye and his butter-chicken-bae Bianca Censori were caught on camera looking cozy and carb-loaded after a dinner date in Mallorca that’s got fans and foodies alike buzzing.
The rap icon and the architectural fashion experiment (aka Bianca) popped up at a place called Indian Fusion Cala d’Or — because when you’re rebuilding your relationship, you start with fusion, obviously. Staffers there say the couple was “nice and happy,” which in Kanye-speak is basically the equivalent of jumping on Oprah’s couch.
And get this — they even tried to be lowkey. LOL. Kanye lowkey? Sure, Jan. His security rolled in 10 minutes early demanding a VIP room like they were ordering takeout with a side of privacy. But the restaurant didn’t have one, so the staff improvised — cornered off a little section like it was a middle school dance chaperoned by naan bread.
There was even a mystery man in an orange jacket tagging along. We don’t know who he is, but he definitely gives “designated third wheel with opinions on mango lassi” vibes.
Now, let’s talk dinner details, because this is where it gets deliciously dramatic. Kanye ditched his mask (progress!), ordered chicken curry and chicken balti like a man who’s got both emotional baggage and an appetite. Bianca kept it classy with butter chicken (queen behavior), while their orange-sleeved buddy went with chicken tikka masala — the Beyoncé of Indian dishes.
No wine, no cocktails, not even a cheeky sangria. Instead, they sipped on mango lassis like three lactose-tolerant legends. They shared rice. They shared naan. They shared a vibe. The whole affair was over in under an hour — faster than Kanye can change his album name.
Oh, and the bill? A humble 80 Euros. Love on a budget. Respect.
So, are Kanye and Bianca officially back on? Are mango lassis the new love potion? Is the man in the orange jacket secretly writing a memoir about this moment? Who knows. But one thing’s for sure: romance is alive, spicy, and best served with extra naan.
Stay tuned. Or just check Ye’s Instagram, where he’ll probably soft-launch his feelings with a blurry photo and a random Bible verse.
