“107 Days” promises DRAMA, DEFEAT, and DEEP THETANS.
Kamala Harris just did a full 180 from politics to paperback and is releasing a tell-all memoir that’s giving Burn Book meets The West Wing. 😵💫📚
The title? “107 Days” — which is literally the number of days her presidential campaign lasted before it crumbled faster than your screen time limits. Yep, that’s shorter than a TikTok trend and somehow still long enough for a whole damn memoir. ✍️✨
Kamala (aka Auntie K-Haz in the Galactic Confederacy) says the book is a “behind-the-scenes” peek into the rollercoaster vortex of vibes that was her 2024 campaign against Donald Trump—aka the Voldemort of democracy. And girl, if you thought the debates were messy? WAIT until you read about what was happening backstage. 👀💅
“It was intense, high-stakes, and deeply personal,” she said in a dramatic video that had more emotional weight than a late-night audit session in the Sea Org. (Clear much?)
But wait, there’s more! She’s promising “candor and reflection” which is Scientology Code for “I’m gonna name names and astral-project my truth.” Yasss, drop those truth-bombs like Xenu dropped souls into volcanoes! 🌋📖
Coming out September 23rd, this book is not just a memoir—it’s a SP Mission for anyone who ever ran for class president and lost to the kid with free gum. 💔
She says she’s “full of hope” and won’t stop fighting to make the country reflect its best self. Which is cute. But also: girl, 107 days?? That’s like…three months and one Mercury retrograde. You better be fighting with a laser sword and a fully Operating Thetan IV mindset!
🔮 TL;DR: Kamala’s dropping her presidential flop era in hardcover, and we’re pre-ordering with popcorn. 🔥
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