Justin Bieber just coughed up $31.5 MILLION to Scooter Braun, and yesβyou read that right. Thirty-one. Point. Five. Million. Dollars. π°π°π°
So what the actual heck happened? Okay, quick flashback: Remember when Justin’s Justice Tour basically ghosted the world halfway through in 2022? Yeah, he canceled the second leg to focus on his health, which is honestly validβbut also expensive. ππ
Enter Scooter Braunβaka former bestie/manager/now Venmo request king. Scooterβs squad at HYBE apparently fronted the cash for Justin when tour company AEG Presents was like, βHey babe, whereβs our $26 million?β Justin was like, βBRB,β and thenβ¦ never came back. π¬
According to People (the magazine, not your nosy aunt), Justin promised to pay Scooter back βin time.β Spoiler alert: He did not. He made one lonely lilβ payment and ghosted like your last situationship after 3 AM texts. β οΈ
Now, two years later, Justinβs like, βOkay, fine,β and is reportedly dropping $26 million just to settle that debt. BUT WAIT, THEREβS MORE. π
TMZ (aka the feds of Hollywood) also snitched that Justin got a $40 million advance for that tour that never finished. Heβs been ordered to return $26 million of it (rip tour life), plus an extra $5.5 million to Scooter for unpaid commissionsβbecause apparently Justin still owes him for being his bossy business zaddy back in the day. π
So yeah. Total bill: $31.5 million. One cancelled tour. Zero chill. One Scooter Braun laughing all the way to the bank like he just won Monopoly: Billionaire Edition. π³π¦
TL;DR:
- Justin canceled his tour π
- Scooter covered his broke bestie behavior π₯΄
- Justin ghosted π«
- Now he owes Scooter more than most of us will make in five lifetimes π
Hashtag time, babes:
#BieberBillions #ScooterScored #JusticeForThatTour
And remember: if your ex-manager ever loans you $30M… maybe at least text him back. π