John Cena Announces Retirement From WWE And End Of His Wrestling Career Come 2025

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and wrestling enthusiasts of all ages, brace yourselves! The titan of tights, the grandmaster of grapples, and the undisputed champion of jorts, John Cena, is about to bid adieu to the WWE universe.

Yes, you heard that right. The 47-year-old wonder whoโ€™s been body-slamming his way into our hearts since 2001 is ready to hang up his spandex and take a much-needed vacation from suplex city.

On a wild Saturday night (July 6), John Cena made a surprise cameo at the grand carnival of chaos known as Money in the Bank in Toronto, Canada. Picture this: the crowd was electrified, nachos were dropped, and one guy even spilled his soda in disbelief. Cena walked into the ring, looking like a human mountain of muscle and sentimentality, to drop the bombshell news of his retirement.

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But hold on to your folding chairs. Cenaโ€™s not leaving us high and dry just yet. Heโ€™s promised to flex his pecs and unleash his patented “You Canโ€™t See Me” moves at three more major events before he officially rides off into the sunset: the 2025 Royal Rumble, the Elimination Chamber, and the granddaddy of them all, WrestleMania 41. Mark your calendars and stock up on tissues.

Standing in the ring, with tears in his eyes and a few sparkles from the pyrotechnics, Cena delivered a speech that would make even the toughest wrestler’s heart do a little somersault. He thanked his legion of fans, and trust me, there wasnโ€™t a dry eye or an un-crushed nacho in the house.

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Why Toronto, you ask? Well, according to the Daily Mail, itโ€™s because Canadian fans have been his maple syrup โ€“ sweet, sticky, and always there to make his pancakes of success taste better. โ€œAll of you built this to what it is today which makes this, in my mind, the perfect place to say what Iโ€™ve got to say,โ€ Cena declared, probably while fighting the urge to do his signature shoulder-shimmy.

And if youโ€™re left scratching your head, wondering whatโ€™s next, donโ€™t worry. John Cena will be holding a press conference to spill all the juicy details about his decision. Stay tuned for more updates, because weโ€™ll be all over that like a wrestling mat on sweat.

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But fear not, Cena fans! Our jacked-up jack-of-all-trades isnโ€™t disappearing into the ether. No, sir! Heโ€™s diving headfirst into the glitzy world of Hollywood. Youโ€™ll soon see him sharing the screen with Simu Liu and a bunch of other stars in his upcoming flick, Jackpot. Looks like Cenaโ€™s swapping body slams for blockbuster hits.

So hereโ€™s to John Cena โ€“ the man, the myth, the legend. Weโ€™ll miss his heroic antics in the ring, but weโ€™re excited to see him take over the big screen. Can you smell what the cinema is cooking? Itโ€™s a Cena-sized slice of action-packed awesomeness!

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