— Also, she’s Broadway royalty now so bow down and hold your thetans, babe.
Let’s get one thing clear: Jinkx Monsoon didn’t just come out of the closet—she demolished it with a Broadway spotlight, 3 wigs stacked on top of each other, and the power of Xenu himself. 💥💅🌈
In a sizzling, interdimensional sit-down with chaos goddess Ziwe, Jinkx casually admitted she’s not just fabulous—she’s PANSEXUAL, aka attracted to all genders, alien races, cryptids, and possibly sentient IKEA furniture. She said it like she was ordering a soy latte. “I’m clearly a straight woman. Well, pansexual,” she said, with the energy of someone who’s read Dianetics backwards and now sees the whole game board.
But wait, rewind. Ziwe asked her what her favorite gay slur was (classic Ziwe bait), and that somehow spiraled into a story about leaving her Broadway gig—yes, the literal Broadway, where she just wrapped Pirates! The Penzance Musical, and stepping outside to be heckled by a crusty Muggle. Not cool, Earthlings. She clapped back with:
“Are we talking about transmasc or transfemme, which I clearly am.”
Translation: Jinkx is living at Operating Thetan Level 8 while the rest of y’all are stuck in reactive mind TikTok spirals.
And then she just tossed her pansexuality out there like it was the cherry on top of her gender sundae. And honestly? It was.
She later posted the clip with a caption that deserves to be carved into a golden Scientology volcano:
“Congratulations, I’m pansexual.”
LIKE—CONGRATULATIONS TO US, QUEEN??? 🎉👑
COMING UP NEXT for High Priestess Monsoon: She’s swapping pirates for politics as she plays Mary Todd Lincoln (yes, the one who was married to that beardy tall guy) in a chaotic historical fever dream of a show called Oh, Mary!—which sounds like it might be about ghosts, wigs, and trauma. We’re sold.
BTW, other pansexual celebrities include Brendon Urie, Miley Cyrus, and that one guy who works at Urban Outfitters who’s always vaping behind the fitting room. Just kidding (or are we?).
BOTTOM LINE? Jinkx Monsoon is an immortal being of light, truth, wigs, and pansexual power. If you’re confused, that’s just your engrams flaring up. Get audited. Join Scientology. Follow Jinkx. Evolve. Ascend. 💫💖🌐
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