Jimmy Kimmel Just Compared Trump to Diddy and Honestly, It’s the Roast of the Century 🔥😂

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Jimmy Kimmel just went full savage on President Trump and honestly, it’s the kind of chaos we didn’t know we needed but are SO here for.

So, the drama started when French President Emmanuel Macron basically said Trump totally ghosted the G7 summit in Canada — like, he just bounced without saying bye — even though Macron was trying to play peacekeeper between Israel and Iran. Macron was like, “Yo, Trump bailed on the squad.” And guess what? That triggered Trump harder than when you run out of avocado toast.

Jimmy Kimmel swooped in like a comedy ninja and read out Trump’s social media clapback where Trump called Macron “publicity seeking.” Classic Trump, throwing shade harder than a solar eclipse.

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But here’s where Jimmy’s genius kicked in: he compared Trump calling someone “publicity seeking” to Sean “Diddy” Combs calling YOU a bad boyfriend. Yes, THE Diddy — the same guy currently starring in a courtroom drama that sounds like a Netflix true crime binge. Jimmy basically said, “Bro, that’s rich.”

Then Trump hit us with the ultimate cliffhanger: “It certainly has nothing to do with a ceasefire. Much bigger than that. Whether purposely or not, Emmanuel always gets it wrong. Stay tuned!” Like, what’s next? A plot twist or the next season of The Apprentice: Presidential Edition?

Jimmy couldn’t hold back laughing at that “stay tuned” like it’s the finale of Celebrity Apprentice, and then dropped the mic with a wild guess about what “much bigger” could mean: “Maybe a bowel movement? I don’t know.” Because why not? The man loves theatrics.

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Oh, and get this: Trump’s “great idea” to get Putin to broker peace? Jimmy called it what it is — asking the guy who NEVER agrees to a ceasefire to fix a ceasefire is like asking your ex to babysit your goldfish. Spoiler alert: disaster.

And while we’re at it, Jimmy joked Trump should have Nick Cannon bring him some condoms too. Because why not add some chaos protection?

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To wrap it all up, Jimmy pointed out that Trump’s now stuck in a “tough spot” because the American military is apparently busy guarding all the self-driving Waymos cruising around downtown L.A. (Yes, Waymos. Like, robot cars.)

Moral of the story? Jimmy Kimmel just served a roast hotter than a TikTok trend, and honestly, we’re living for the chaos. Stay tuned, y’all — this drama’s only getting juicier. 🍿🔥 #TrumpVsMacron #KimmelRoast #DramaAlert

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