Jay-Z Claps Back in New Lawsuit: Calls Lawyer a “Fraud in a Discount Suit”

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Shawn “Jay-Z” Carter is not here for your courtroom drama — or your poorly tailored legal theatrics. The 55-year-old rap mogul found himself unexpectedly cast in a legal soap opera after a refiled lawsuit accused him of something he calls not just outrageous, but downright insulting to his Brooklyn-born honor.

Here’s the tea: the lawsuit, originally filed in October, targeted Sean “Diddy” Combs over allegations involving a 13-year-old girl and a supposed after-party following the 2000 MTV VMAs. But plot twist! The reboot of this legal drama threw Jay-Z’s name into the mix. And let’s just say, Hov was not about to let that slide.

“Oh, You Thought?”
Jay-Z came out swinging like he was back at a Brooklyn block party, releasing a statement so fiery it could scorch the courthouse steps. “My lawyer received a blackmail attempt—oh, excuse me, a demand letter—from a so-called lawyer named Tony Buzbee,” Jay-Z began, likely while side-eyeing the audacity of it all.

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Buzbee, whom Jay-Z essentially described as a legal TikTok clout chaser in a discount suit, allegedly thought the public scrutiny would scare the billionaire into settling. Spoiler alert: it didn’t.

“No sir, it had the opposite effect!” Jay-Z declared, practically daring Buzbee to go full courtroom drama mode. “It made me want to expose you for the fraud you are in a VERY public fashion.” Translation? Jay-Z just dropped a diss track — in legalese.

Criminal Complaint or Bust
Taking it a step further, Jay-Z essentially called the lawsuit a cheap cash grab, challenging Buzbee to file criminal charges instead of a civil suit if he was really about that justice life. “Whomever would commit such a crime against a minor should be locked away. Would you not agree?” Jay-Z asked, probably while sipping tea Beyoncé brewed specifically for this moment.

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But wait, there’s more! The rapper described Buzbee as a “deplorable human” and a “ambulance chaser in a cheap suit.” Yikes. Somewhere, Buzbee’s tailor just shed a single tear.

Family Meeting at the Carter House
Jay-Z also revealed the personal toll of these allegations, noting that he and Beyoncé now have to sit down with Blue Ivy and the twins for an awkward family meeting. Imagine explaining not only “the birds and the bees” but also “the greed and cruelty of humanity” over juice boxes and cookies.

But, in true Hov fashion, he signed off with a mic drop: “I’m not from your world. I’m a young man who made it out of the projects of Brooklyn. We don’t play these types of games. We have very strict codes and honor.” Translation: don’t let the billionaire lifestyle fool you. The streets still remember him.

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Meanwhile, Back at Diddy’s Situation
Oh, and Diddy? He’s still dealing with his own storm, currently behind bars for sex trafficking charges and denied bail for the third time. This might just be the messiest crossover episode in hip-hop history.

Stay tuned — because if there’s one thing Jay-Z’s making clear, it’s that this drama is far from over, and he’s ready to take it from “reasonable doubt” to absolute clarity.

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