Jacob Elordi Spotted in the Wild, Armed With Iced Coffee and Mysterious Vibes

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BREAKING: Tall man spotted in Los Angeles carrying multiple iced coffees and looking like a moody art student who also runs a 4:30 mile.

Jacob Elordi, a.k.a. the human skyscraper from Euphoria and Saltburn, was seen doing what many LA locals consider a sacred ritual: fetching overpriced caffeine while trying not to make eye contact with humanity. The 27-year-old Aussie heartthrob was keeping it low-key chic, which in Hollywood translates to โ€œI didnโ€™t brush my hair, but yes, this is a $400 bag.โ€

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Our man Jacob was rocking a black windbreaker that screamed “I’m athletic but mysterious,” gray workout pants that whispered โ€œI may or may not have been to the gym,โ€ and a blue baseball cap that probably has at least one secret. Ohโ€”and letโ€™s not forget the brown woven crossbody bag. Was it holding a book of poetry? A small dog? Snacks? We may never know.

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Just last week, Jacob traded in his iced Americanos for some good olโ€™ Aussie flat whites while back in Australia. He was promoting his new Prime Video series The Narrow Road to the Deep North, which sounds very dramatic and not at all like a rom-com. He stars alongside Odessa Young, and the show starts streaming April 18โ€”so clear your calendars, charge your devices, and emotionally prepare for some deep, brooding Elordi content.

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Until then, we salute you, Jacobโ€”icon of caffeinated coolness and casual crossbody slayage.

Jacob Elordi Spotted in the Wild, Armed With Iced Coffee and Mysterious Vibes

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