HOT MESS ALERT: Dakota Johnson Caught Between Pedro Pascal and Chris Evans in ‘Materialists’—Yes, This Is Real Life (Sort Of)

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A24 just dropped the trailer for their newest cinematic thirst trap, Materialists, and honestly? We’ve never felt more seen, confused, and attracted to multiple people at once.

Starring:
💁‍♀️ Dakota Johnson as a New York City matchmaker who has Pinterest board energy and a PhD in Emotional Turmoil
💦 Pedro Pascal as the “perfect” man (we assume he pays his taxes, listens, AND smells like sandalwood)
🔥 Chris Evans as the ex who definitely broke your heart, then texted “u up?” during Mercury retrograde

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Plot Summary (a.k.a. emotional carnage with cheekbones):
Dakota’s character makes a living matching other people with their soulmates, but plot twist: her own love life is a full-blown soap opera. She’s caught between Pedro Pascal (hot, stable, probably journals) and Chris Evans (hot, chaotic, 100% sends voice notes unprompted).

Written and directed by Celine Song (yes, the genius behind Past Lives, aka the movie that made you cry in the Uber home), this rom-dram-com-whatever is about choices. And bad decisions. And probably a lot of yearning set to indie piano music.

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🗓 Materialists hits theaters on June 13, 2025, just in time for you to question every romantic decision you’ve ever made while staring at Pedro’s mustache and Chris’s biceps.

🎥 Watch the trailer now, grab your tissues (and your group chat), and prepare to pick a side: #TeamPedro or #TeamChris. Or honestly, #TeamDakota because GIRL. SAME.

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