Hilary Duff’s Husband Matthew Koma Gets a Vasectomy

Get ready to roll on the floor laughing because Matthew Koma is on a mission: to ensure that the stork doesn’t visit his household again! Yep, with baby number three on the way (and baby number four for his wife, Hilary Duff, who’s basically a baby-making machine), Matthew decided it was time to close up shop for good and get himself a vasectomy.

But he didn’t just quietly schedule the snip-snip appointment; oh no, Matthew brought his Instagram fam along for the ride! From popping Valium like they were Skittles to contemplating if he’d accidentally end up with a boner during the procedure (because, you know, Valium-induced antics), Matthew documented it all.

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Decked out in that oh-so-sexy hospital gown, he blessed us with a pre-snip selfie, captioned with all the excitement of a kid on Christmas morning. Then, post-operation, he graced us with another snap, declaring that getting snipped was a breeze, even likening it to a day at the spa (well, maybe a really unconventional spa).

And because he’s a true social media king, Matthew didn’t stop there. Oh no, he treated us to a glimpse of his post-surgery fashion statement: a jockstrap that would make even the most confident athlete blush. But hey, according to him, it’s a solid 10/10 experience! And just in case you were worried he’d gotten a bit too comfortable with the pain meds, he reassured us that this was his first time dipping into the pharmaceutical pool – what a wild ride!

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As Matthew lounged in bed, indulging in some quality reality TV (because why not watch other people’s drama when you’ve just had your own?), his lovely wife, Hilary, played the role of doting nurse. Ah, true love – or perhaps just the natural side effect of being married to a goofball like Matthew Koma.

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