šŸŽ¤ Hilary Duff Resurfaces from the Pop Vault to Tease New Music—And the Internet’s in a SPIN CYCLE

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ā€œBreathe In. Breathe Out.ā€ Turns 10, And Hilary Just Dragged Us Through Memory Lane With Lip Gloss, Trauma, and TikTok Guilt Trips

HELLO TO THE FIVE DUFFSTERS STILL STANNING—your queen just popped outta her vintage sepia-filtered time capsule to celebrate Breathe In. Breathe Out. turning 10 YEARS OLD. Yes, the album is now old enough to lie about its age and get a TikTok account.

Hilary Duff—aka the mother of Disney Channel, the OG Instagram baddie before filters got AI brains, and your cool millennial cousin who’s emotionally stable but still dyes her hair in times of crisis—took to Insta on June 12 to reminisce on her 2015 album Breathe In. Breathe Out. (aka BIBO for the ride-or-die few who memorized every lyric to ā€œSparksā€ while dramatically staring out the window).

ā€œMy photo roll from 2015 is truly lol,ā€ she wrote. ā€œThe selfies PR team was strong and a sepia filter hated to see me coming.ā€

Translation: Girl was fighting for her life… with iPhone 6 camera quality.

She also casually roasted her old hairstyles (bless the Crayola bleach job era), paid tribute to her late dog Dubs (RIP, real one), and admitted Dubsmash was her gateway drug into TikTok behavior. We BEEN knew she invented lip syncing before Gen Z tried to gaslight us otherwise.

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AND THEN—cue dramatic sparkle sound effect—HILARY LOWKEY TEASED NEW MUSIC.

She said BIBO ā€œdidn’t have major successā€ (okay ouch) but added that some of it felt ā€œauthentic,ā€ and then straight-up joked it was the fans’ fault it flopped (but also not, but also yes, but also don’t let it happen again 🫠). Honestly, gaslight, gatekeep, glitter-pop queen behavior.

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Oh, and plot twist—BIBO also birthed her relationship with Matthew Koma (the husband/fellow millennial/music nerd), so really the album was just her elaborate dating app.

Matthew reposted the whole thing like a proud husband slash former studio flirt and added,

ā€œ10 yeras. Dang. Still remember writing this… and then flirting with the talent.ā€

(Sir, autocorrect said years, not yeras, but okay romantic poet.)

He helped write ā€œConfetti,ā€ ā€œArms Around a Memory,ā€ and the title track, which honestly still slaps in a cry-while-dancing kind of way. Plus, Ed Sheeran and Colbie Caillat were on the album too, which means BIBO was basically the 2015 version of a Coachella lineup—underappreciated but vibes.

Now here’s the real tea: Matthew recently begged Hilary to ā€œplease save millennial pop musicā€ on Mother’s Day. And guess what? She’s BEEN spotted in the studio.
You smell that?? That’s the aroma of a COMEBACK BREWING.

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So, if you were one of the five people (Hilary’s words, not ours) who streamed BIBO like it was your religion, now’s the time to rise from the ashes and declare your fave track. Mine? ā€œSparks,ā€ obviously. The whistle still haunts my dreams.

šŸ’æāœØ #DuffDomination #BreatheInBreatheOut #HilaryDuffIsComingForUsAgain

šŸŽ¤ Hilary Duff Resurfaces from the Pop Vault to Tease New Music—And the Internet’s in a SPIN CYCLE

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