Hilaria Baldwin Strikes Again! Forgets the English Word for Onions—Porque No?

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¡Ay caramba! Just when you thought 2020 was the weirdest year ever (hello, sourdough starters and Tiger King), Hilaria Baldwin said, “Hold my gazpacho.” And guess what? She’s back, amigos, with another round of her How To Pretend You’re From Spain masterclass! Spoiler alert: it involves cebollas—err, onions.

Let’s rewind to 2020, a simpler time when the Baldwin family drama didn’t involve accidental discharges (too soon?). Instead, we got Chef Hilaria serving up scandal with a side of fake Spanish flair. That’s when the internet discovered that Hilaria Baldwin, the yoga-loving wife of Alec Baldwin, wasn’t a sultry señorita from España after all. Nope, turns out she was Hillary Hayward-Thomas from Boston. BOSTON. Where the only accent is “wicked” and the closest thing to Spanish heritage is Taco Tuesday at Chipotle.

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Apparently, Hillary grew up as American as apple pie—well, more like Boston cream pie—but spent a few summers in Spain, which clearly qualifies you for a full personality overhaul. She even gave all her kids names like Carmen and Rafael, as if she’s running some sort of Baldwin International Academy of Flamenco.

The Original Cucumber Catastrophe
Let’s talk about the legendary how you say… cucumber incident. Back in the day, Hilaria was on Today making gazpacho (because of course she was). While listing ingredients, she hit us with:
“How do you say it in English? Cucumbers?”

Girl. GIRL. You’re on Today, not Telenovela Thursdays. The accent flipped on and off like a broken light switch, and honestly, the internet’s collective side-eye nearly tilted the planet off its axis.

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Fast Forward to 2025: The Onion Debacle
Just when we thought we’d seen the last of Señorita Baldwin, she reemerges—like a phoenix rising from the ashes of her fake backstory. This time, Hilaria was in a social media cooking video, whipping up what she claimed was a “traditional Spanish dish.” Naturally, she gave us another dose of her ancestral wisdom:

“I learned this from when I was a kid, don’t look it up online because you’ll learn something different.”

Classic move: gatekeeping recipes and reality. Then, in the middle of the video, it happened. History repeated itself, not as tragedy, but as farce:

“My husband hates cebollas… cebollas?”
The dramatic pause. The wide-eyed confusion. The Oscar-worthy performance of someone desperately trying to forget a word they’ve definitely known since kindergarten. Thankfully, her friend swooped in with the assist: “Onions.” Hilaria thanked him and repeated “cebollas” like she was auditioning for the role of “Confused Exchange Student” in a Hallmark movie.

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Bless Her Heart
Look, we’ll probably never understand Hilaria’s commitment to this bit. Maybe it’s performance art. Maybe it’s really good method acting. Or maybe she just really likes saying “gazpacho” with flair. Whatever it is, we can’t stop watching.

So here’s to you, Hilaria—our favorite faux Spaniard. May your gazpacho be chilled, your cebollas be diced, and your accent be as consistent as your Wikipedia page edits. Gracias for the laughs, or as they say in Boston… “Wicked funny, kid!”

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