Hayley Atwell’s Dogs Tooted on Tom Cruise, and Honestly, She Deserves an Oscar for Apologizing With a Straight Face

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Breaking news from the land of A-list awkwardness: Hayley Atwell, aka Peggy Carter, aka one of the classiest humans alive, had to look Tom Cruise dead in the face… and apologize because her dogs turned his lap into a gas chamber.

Yup. This really happened.

Appearing on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon (because where else would you confess to your dogs Dutch-ovening an action icon?), Hayley spilled the tea on how her French Bulldogs took “Mission: Impossible” to “Mission: Gas Leak.”

Let’s rewind.

Hayley said that during pre-filming training for Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning (which, side note, sounds like a sequel and a breakup all at once), she had to do the usual: fight scenes, stunt training, and—plot twist—movie night at Tom Cruise’s house. Because apparently, when you’re Tom Cruise, inviting people over for a little cinematic bonding is just Tuesday.

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“So there we are,” Hayley explains, “eating popcorn, bonding, building up rapport.” All very wholesome.

But then Tom, ever the charming gentleman, says: “I hear you have dogs. You should bring them.”

Cue ominous music.

Now, Hayley thinks this is a good sign — like, “If my dogs like him, he’s solid.” Dogs are good judges of character. What they’re not, apparently, is considerate dinner guests.

She brings her two Frenchies over. They immediately fall in love with Cruise. (Who wouldn’t? The man does his own stunts and probably makes his own hummus.) They hop on his lap like he’s a luxury dog bed from Pottery Barn and settle in for the movie.

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But here’s the kicker: French Bulldogs are adorable little stink machines.
Hayley drops the bomb (pun fully intended): “They farted on him. The whole movie.”

Imagine sitting next to Tom Cruise while your dogs are crop-dusting his face like it’s Normandy and he says nothing. Nada. Zilch. Just quietly munching popcorn like he’s immune to the cloud of doom wafting off his lap.

Meanwhile, Hayley’s internally spiraling. Other guests are gagging (probably debating whether this counts as a chemical weapon). And Tom? Just vibing.

Finally, after what felt like an eternity of Eau de Frenchie filling the air, Hayley breaks the silence:

“Sorry for all the tootin’.”

SHE SAID “TOOTIN’.” OUT LOUD. TO TOM CRUISE.
Like this is a scene from Bridesmaids 2: Flatulence Protocol.

“And then I was like, ‘What am I even saying?!’” she added.

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Girl, SAME.

Hayley Atwell’s dogs may never win an Oscar, but they did gaslight (or just gas) one of the biggest movie stars in history. And she handled it like a queen.

Tom Cruise, if you’re reading this, just know: you’re a better man than the rest of us. Because anyone else would’ve yeeted those pups straight out the Dolby Theater.

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