In today’s episode of “Why Is My Body Doing This?”, our favorite glazed-donut-skinned queen, Hailey Bieber, just dropped a bombshell from the land of bloated bellies and surprise organ squatters: she’s currently the proud (and very unwilling) host of not one, but TWO ovarian cysts. 🥴🥴
The 28-year-old model, Rhode skincare mogul, and all-around glow goddess took to her Instagram Story to share a snapshot of her very puffy situation. And no, it wasn’t a food baby from too many oat milk lattes — it’s cyst central up in there.
“Currently have 2 ovarian cysts😩,” she wrote, probably while lying on a heating pad and questioning all her life choices. “If you deal with ovarian cysts, I’m right there with ya! ❤️🩹”
Solidarity, ovary warriors. Unite and hydrate. 💧
Now, in case you’re not familiar with these little troublemakers, the Mayo Clinic (aka the WebMD of people who know what they’re talking about) says ovarian cysts are actually super common. Like, more common than someone mispronouncing “Rhode.” Most are as harmless as a houseplant you forgot to water. But some can grow big, get dramatic, and throw a pelvic pain party — uninvited.
And let’s not forget — this ain’t Hailey’s first cyst rodeo. Back in 2022, she shared that she once had a cyst the size of AN APPLE. Yes, an entire Honeycrisp. Granny Smith could never. 🍏
At the time, Hailey reassured fans that she doesn’t have endometriosis or PCOS, just ovaries that like to randomly create internal fruit-shaped decor. Fun!
While Hailey didn’t spill any more tea on the current state of her insides (which is fair — some things should stay between a gal and her uterus), we’re sending her all the gentle hugs, heating pads, and cyst-eviction energy.
✨ Feel better soon, Hailey. May your next Instagram Story feature fewer cysts and more selfies. ✨
