Stop the presses and hide your Honey Buns — Gypsy Rose Blanchard is out here melting pounds like a popsicle in the Sahara. Just four months after giving birth to her baby girl with boo-thang Ken Urker, Gypsy has shown off a 25-pound weight loss — and the internet is shooketh.
The 33-year-old reality star and former prison pen-pal MVP blessed Instagram with a fresh selfie on Sunday (aka National “Look How Hot I Am Now” Day), flaunting her slimmed-down glow-up and radiating “catch me outside, I’m thriving” energy.
“My 25lbs weight loss 💗,” she casually wrote in the caption, while the rest of us clutched our Postmates orders in shame.
Naturally, fans (and nosy people like us) flooded her comments asking for the secret sauce. And nope, it wasn’t some trendy juice cleanse or summoning skinny jeans from the Metaverse.
Gypsy spilled the tea:
“I’ve seen a lot of comments of people asking how I lost the weight so my weight loss journey started once getting out of prison…”
(Okay, pause. Is that not the most iconic sentence ever uttered in a fitness journey?? Jillian Michaels could NEVER.)
She continued:
“…so when I started eating healthier instead of prison food, the weight begin to fall off. I started eating twice a day and smaller portions.”
Translation: Less mystery meat, more portion control. Less cafeteria chaos, more “What Would Gwyneth Eat?”
Honestly, she’s out here proving that not only can you reinvent yourself post-incarceration, you can also snatch your waistline in the process. New baby, new era, new metabolism — we’re kind of obsessed.
Your move, Weight Watchers. 👏
