Dylan Efron just turned Coachella into Ab-chella. Yes, Zac’s younger, possibly less high-maintenance but equally chiseled brother popped up at the 2025 Coachella Music Festival looking like a walking GQ cover with a mission: show abs, sip Heineken, conquer Indio.
The 33-year-old The Traitors star (yes, he’s hot and possibly scheming??) rolled up to the Heineken House on Friday, April 11, rocking a shirt that was doing absolutely nothing. Like, it was technically on, but gravity and Coachella vibes had it hanging open like a “before” photo in a detergent commercial.
And while fans were busy zooming in on his torso like they were trying to solve the Da Vinci Code, Dylan was out here casually talking about his manscaping habits, because nothing screams “music festival” like a chat about body hair etiquette.
“I love road trips, camping, getting dirty,” he told Interview. Translation: he’s hot and rugged, like a sexy wilderness granola bar. “I don’t need to shower for a week,” he added, which is either alarming or incredibly relatable depending on how you feel about soap.
But fear not! He balances the “feral boy in the forest” energy with a touch of grooming finesse. “When I’m home and in civilized life, I’m manscaping. I want to be clean. I think us guys need to stay on top of that sh*t.” Dylan Efron: reminding men everywhere that trimming is caring.
Oh, and if you were wondering whether he’s getting creative down there with any topiary art—he shut it down. “I’m not doing any landing strips.”
So to recap: abs? Out. Shirt? Off. Grooming? On point. Landing strips? Absolutely not.
Thanks, Dylan. Coachella may bring the music, but you brought the manscaped chaos.
