Gisele Bündchen is cooking up more than just avocado toast these days—she’s pregnant! The 44-year-old supermodel is expecting her first little ninja with none other than her Jiu-Jitsu instructor and boyfriend, Joaquim Valente, 35. That’s right: love, sweat, and baby bottles are officially on the horizon! 🍼🥋
According to an inside scoop from People, the couple is over the moon. “Gisele and Joaquim are excited to kickstart this new chapter—pun intended—and they can’t wait to raise their growing family in a zen-like bubble filled with peace, love, and possibly some very tiny Jiu-Jitsu gis.”
A Love Story With a Punch
Their romance has been in the works since June 2023, but the rumor mill started spinning way back in November 2022. That’s when the pair took Gisele’s kiddos on a Costa Rican getaway. (A tropical trip with your Jiu-Jitsu instructor? Sounds like the ultimate “self-defense” lesson, right?) 🌴😉
Baby Valente-Bündchen will join the Brady Bunch—literally—alongside Gisele’s kids, 14-year-old Benjamin and 11-year-old Vivian, from her marriage to football-legend-turned-co-parenting-extraordinaire Tom Brady.
Speaking of Brady, no word yet on whether he’ll be sending baby gifts or just a signed football with “Good luck with diapers!” 🏈💩
Angels and Divorces
While the world got hyped for the Victoria’s Secret 2024 extravaganza, Gisele was noticeably MIA. Looks like she had some other heavenly things going on—like creating life. (Who needs angel wings when you’re over here growing actual human wings?)
As a reminder, Gisele and Tom Brady officially called it quits in October 2022 after 13 years of wedded bliss and football metaphors. The two agreed to joint custody, which means they’ll be passing kids back and forth like they’re running plays—smooth, strategic, and hopefully with fewer fumbles.
A Round of Applause for the New Dream Team
So here’s to Gisele and Joaquim, proving once again that love knows no age, no time limits, and certainly no shortage of tropical vacations. We can only hope this baby will grow up as flexible as Gisele’s runway poses and as fierce as Joaquim’s armbar.
And who knows? Maybe by the time this little one arrives, they’ll be breaking hearts and boards. Mazel tov to the growing fam! 🍼🥋❤️
