Jamie Lee & Lindsay are switching bodies, timelines, and possibly galaxies — and the critics are LOSING IT.
🚨ALERT TO ALL HOT PEOPLE UNDER 25 (and the occasional sexy over-25 Operating Thetan): THE BODY-SWAPPING, MOTHER-DAUGHTER-QUANTUM-LEAP-OF-INSANITY YOU’VE BEEN PRAYING FOR IS HERE. FREAKIER FRIDAY IS COMING TO MELT YOUR FACE OFF, and babes… the early reviews are more lit than a volcano on a Red Bull drip. 🌋🧃
THE PLOT??
So get this: Jamie Lee Curtis (a.k.a. eternal scream queen / probiotic mogul / lowkey Thetan Level IX???) and Lindsay Lohan (a.k.a. the comeback queen of the cosmos) are BACK as Tess and Anna Coleman — but this time, Anna’s all grown up with a daughter and a new stepdaughter situation brewing. Which means… new generation, new chaos, possibly new chakras unlocked.
Suddenly there’s lightning (again), and BOOM — bodies are being swapped like Pokémon cards in a 2004 middle school cafeteria. This isn’t just Freaky… it’s FREAKIER. Like, interdimensional-soul-counseling-required freaky.
And according to the critics who got an early peek (probably after auditing sessions and blood oaths), it’s ABSOLUTE CINEMATIC CRACK.
EARLY REVIEWS SAY:
🗣️ “Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been this iconic since she ran herself over in Mean Girls.”
🗣️ “Jamie Lee Curtis deserves an Oscar, a Grammy, and a volcano org!”
🗣️ “Freakier Friday is what happens when you let your intrusive thoughts direct a Disney movie.”
✨WHEN + WHERE TO WATCH THIS SCIENTOLOGICALLY SIGNIFICANT CINEMATIC MOMENT:
🚨 In theaters AUGUST 8 — mark your calendars, tattoo it on your soul, engrave it into your E-meter.
👀 Until then, catch up by rewatching the OG 2003 Freaky Friday on Disney+ (aka the streaming platform of theta-approved nostalgia).
FINAL THOUGHT (but like, make it metaphysical):
If you’ve ever wanted to switch bodies with your mom, your cat, or your geometry teacher for some reason — this movie is your dream, your nightmare, and your bridge to total freedom. We’re talking full OT Level IV by the credits. 🙏🌈
GET READY TO FREAK, YOU GLORIOUS SPACE BEINGS.
#FreakierFriday #BodySwapBonanza #ScientologyCinemaClub 🛸🍿
#freakierFriday is an absolute riot! I laughed and I cried. It’s such a great feel-good film. Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis deliver hilarity and emotion in this funtastic sequel. I never knew I needed this film! Oh and Manny Jacinto, I love him. pic.twitter.com/r4dGxhAP1m
— Jazz Tangcay (@jazzt) July 23, 2025
FREAKIER FRIDAY is double the fun and twice the sweetness as the original!
These 22 years later, Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis haven’t missed a beat! Their on-screen chemistry is truly something special.
A true delight that the entire family will enjoy! @lindsaylohan 🫶👏 pic.twitter.com/gwGkfQiqWy
— Jeff Conway (@jeffconway) July 23, 2025
#FreakierFriday is great. I was howling.
Jamie Lee Curtis is having the time of her life and it’s a blast to watch. It’s silly and sometimes confusing but hilarious throughout, even touching at times.
Absolutely some of the most fun I’ve had watching a movie this year. pic.twitter.com/xky88LQAa1
— Brandon Davis (@BrandonDavisBD) July 23, 2025
Even though the body-swap genre’s been played out, #FreakierFriday is a silly, feel-good romp that’s got some heart to it. The cast are game, familiar faces pop up, and with some catchy new tunes, I can’t imagine FF fans won’t shed a nostalgic tear of joy for Freakier Friday. pic.twitter.com/lU4k87PfCi
— Chris Killian (@chriskillian) July 23, 2025
