So, imagine this: you’re just out for a peaceful walk, your dog’s doing dog things, and suddenly, BOOM, street harassment. Welcome to Emily Ratajkowski’s Tuesday, where a simple stroll with her dog turns into a front-row seat to the cringiest show on Earth — Catcallers, Live in New York City. 🎤
Our leading lady, Emily, the 33-year-old supermodel extraordinaire, was minding her own business in yoga pants (because, duh, who doesn’t wear yoga pants?) and a plain grey tank top (the least offensive combo in fashion history). But nooooo, some random passerby decided it was their civic duty to chime in, like an unwelcome street DJ dropping unwanted opinions. Their genius contribution to the world? “Put on a shirt.” Wow, truly Shakespearean levels of subtlety and grace. 🙄
Now, Emily, who could’ve easily handled this with a few well-aimed side-eye daggers, did something better. She took to TikTok, because if you’re going to roast a sexist, you might as well serve them up to the entire internet with a side of viral content. In her post, she let her followers witness the crime scene, complete with live audio of the passerby’s wisdom (read: idiocy) for all to enjoy.
And what did our unbothered queen do next? Did she throw a shirt on? Confront the fool? Nah. Emily hit them with the ultimate power move: the soundtrack. She spliced the video with Charli XCX’s “365” because nothing says “sit down, sir” like a killer beat. The specific lyric she chose? Drumroll, please… “Who the f**k are you? I’m a brat when I’m bumpin’ that.” Boom. Roasted. 🎶
But wait, there’s more. If that wasn’t iconic enough, Emily’s caption stole the show. “Famously not demure, famously not mindful.” Translation: “I’ve been dealing with this nonsense for years, and I’m officially over it.” The sass levels were off the charts, and honestly, it was poetry in motion. You’d think by now people would’ve realized that the author of My Body isn’t here for unsolicited opinions on her body, but apparently, some missed the memo.
If you’re going to catcall a woman in 2024, especially someone like Emily, be prepared for a TikTok takedown and a song dedication that’ll haunt your sexist nightmares. 🔥💁♀️
@emrata famously not demure, famously not mindful.
