Okay so guess what, babes? Elon Musk—the Tesla king, Twitter/X overlord, and part-time space pirate—just kinda oopsied his way into a presidential feud and is now backpedaling faster than a Roomba on Red Bull.
Let’s rewind the tea machine: Last week, the world’s richest man (yes, richer than the Monopoly guy on steroids) decided it was the perfect time to clap back at none other than Donald Trump. And not just any clapback—Elon basically tossed a flaming laptop into the chat by alleging that Trump’s name might be floating somewhere in those secret Epstein files. Like. WHAT???
Cut to this week, Elon must’ve sobered up from a night of coding, rocket-launching, and tweeting from the bathtub, because he hit post on this regret-scented gem:
“I regret some of my posts about President @realDonaldTrump last week. They went too far.”
Girl. Some? Only some? That’s like saying “I only regret putting the house on fire, not the gasoline fight.”
Meanwhile, Trump’s been suspiciously silent. Like… 👀 no posts, no memes, not even a “Sad!” This silence is louder than Elon’s flamethrowers.
Will this billionaire bromance implode? Will they both run for president of Mars? Will Elon start posting thirst traps to distract us?? STAY TUNED.
#ElonDrama #TrumpTea #TweetRegrets #XRatedMess #MuskVsTrump #SomeoneTakeHisPhone
I regret some of my posts about President @realDonaldTrump last week. They went too far.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) June 11, 2025
