Doechii just casually set the whole music industry on fire while sipping oat milk in couture.
The 26-year-old Grammy-winning goddess and swamp-fabulous rap queen (yes, we’re still healing from Alligator Bites Never Heal, and no, therapy isn’t helping) just told British Vogue that this generation has zero superstars. Zilch. Nada. Not even her. And honestly? The internet is quaking.
“We don’t really have a superstar of this generation just yet, because there hasn’t been enough time,” she whispered while probably levitating in a cloud of glitter. “Like, what even is a Doechii-level superstar? Is it me in a diamond-encrusted alligator suit on Mars? Is it me holding Beyoncé’s wig? IDK.”
Girl is out here questioning existential fame math while the rest of us are still figuring out if we’re using the right concealer shade on TikTok.
And she’s not wrong. We’ve got viral hits, TikTok bangers, main character energy on shuffle… but where’s our superstar? Our Rihanna? Our Gaga? Our glitter-drenched chaos queen who drops an album and causes a global blackout?
Even with a Grammy in one claw and the whole rap game gagging, Doechii says SHE’S not even there yet. Iconic behavior, TBH. She’s basically building the spaceship while flying it through the Met Gala.
So what does it take to be the Gen Z superstar? According to Doechii: “I have no clue. I’m still figuring it out.”
Same, bestie. Same.
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