Prince William Addresses Rumors Surrounding Kate Middleton’s Prolonged Absence

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Prince William, the man with a jawline that could slice through diamond, is finally stepping into the spotlight to address the swirling rumors about his beloved wife, Catherine, AKA the OG Duchess of Sass, Kate Middleton.

So, here’s the tea: everyone and their corgi has been losing their marbles over where our dear Princess Kate has been gallivanting lately. It’s like she’s the subject of the world’s most glamorous game of hide and seek.

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Picture this: poor Kate’s only been spotted once since she went under the knife for some tummy tinkering back in January. The Palace, in their infinite wisdom, declared that she’d be MIA from any royal shindigs until at least Easter, which, FYI, falls on March 31 this year. But hold onto your tiaras, ’cause it’s not quite that simple.

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While King Charles, bless his royal socks, has been out and about despite his wrestling match with cancer, Kate’s been about as visible as a unicorn in a fog. Cue the conspiracy theories!

But fear not, dear subjects, for Prince Charming—oops, I mean William—has finally broken his silence. His spokesperson, presumably while sipping tea and dodging paparazzi, dropped the mic on the rumor mill with a sassy retort: “His focus is on work and not on social media.”

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Well, isn’t that just the most regal way of saying, “Mind your own business, peasants”? You go, Prince Will! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to practice my royal wave in case I ever bump into Kate at the local Tesco.

Prince William Addresses Rumors Surrounding Kate Middleton’s Prolonged Absence

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