Diddy, NDAs & Dollar Bills: The Security Guard Confessions You Absolutely Did Not Have on Your 2025 Bingo Card

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This story has everything: beatdowns, brown paper bags, FaceTime fumbles, NDAs with more clauses than Santa’s contract, and a man making $10.50/hour who found himself negotiating hush-money deals like he was in a Scorsese film. Let’s dive into DiddyGate 3000โ„ข, starring one terrified hotel security guard and a music mogul doing the absolute most to keep his reputation (and his surveillance tapes) locked down.

Scene One: The Hotel, The Tape, The โ€œOh Noโ€
Itโ€™s 2016. Beyoncรฉโ€™s โ€œFormationโ€ is fresh. Pokรฉmon Go is ruining traffic. And at the InterContinental in L.A., a security guard named Eddy Garcia is just trying to do his jobโ€”watch cameras, sip stale coffee, and not get involved in celebrity drama.

Well. About that.

Eddy, who probably thought his wildest night at work would involve a minibar robbery, ends up watching a surveillance video of what he later realizes is Sean โ€œDiddyโ€ Combs allegedly attacking Cassie. At the time, he had no clue who they were. Just two people, acting like WWE was happening in a luxury suite.

Law enforcement wasnโ€™t called. No one asked for an ambulance. And Eddy? He was just trying to stay in his laneโ€ฆ until Kristina Khorram (Diddyโ€™s chief of staff, not a Bond villain, despite the name) came in hot asking for the tape.

Eddy, being a professional (read: terrified), told her: โ€œSubpoena, sweetie.โ€

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But then… the call came.
Yes. That call.

Scene Two: FaceTime of the Rich & Infamous
First, Kristina rang. Then Diddy himself hopped on the phone, practically pleading, โ€œThat tapeโ€™s gonna end me, bro!โ€
Eddy reminded him: โ€œI donโ€™t even have server access.โ€
Diddy: โ€œI got you, fam. I can take care of you.โ€
Translation? Cha-ching.

Eddy floated the idea to his boss, who responded like a Vegas bookie: โ€œ$50K and itโ€™s yours.โ€
Diddy said, โ€œDone. But I want the only copy. Not a bootleg, not a TikTok snippet. DELETE. IT. ALL.โ€

Diddy even pulled Cassie into a FaceTime to double-confirm she didnโ€™t want that tape to see the light of day. According to Eddy, she co-signed: โ€œYeah, not the vibe right now.โ€ (Which is probably the politest way to refer to a felony assault video.)

Scene Three: The NDA & The Paper Bag of Doom
In true cloak-and-dagger fashion, an NDA was signedโ€”one that basically said:

  • Say nothing.
  • Burn everything.
  • Violate this and you owe a million bucks.<
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Was the NDA read?
Eddy: โ€œNo, I was shaking like a leaf in a wind tunnel.โ€
Same, bestie.

Then, as if he were auditioning for a role in Oceanโ€™s Eleven: Celebrity Scandal Edition, Diddy returns with a brown paper bag and a money counterโ€”yes, like the kind you see in drug cartel documentaries.

He starts counting:
$10K.
Another $10K.
Rinse, repeat.
Until he hits $100,000.

Apparently, the OG deal was $50K, but Diddy was feeling generous-ish. The extra cash was for the other security guards, making this the first time in history someone paid a six-figure bribe in exact increments like a rapper-turned-accountant.

Eddyโ€™s cut? $30,000.
What did he buy? A used car. (Sirโ€ฆ you couldโ€™ve at least gone full opulence and bought a vintage convertible or a yacht with a hole in it.)

Diddy also offered life advice:

โ€œDonโ€™t make any big purchases.โ€

Aka: โ€œDonโ€™t be dumb, donโ€™t buy a Lambo, and for the love of God, donโ€™t flex on Instagram.โ€

Scene Four: Holy Texts & Job Hunting
Later, on Easter, Diddy texts Eddy:

โ€œHappy Easter my angel, God is good.โ€

Right after making it rain to cover up an alleged assault.

God probably did not co-sign that message, FYI.

Oh, and yesโ€”Eddy did ask about a job with Diddyโ€™s company after all this. Because clearly, nothing says โ€œpotential hireโ€ like helping your new boss bury evidence.

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But then the real problem came: the cops.
When investigators came knocking, Eddy allegedly fibbed harder than a guy on Hinge who says he’s 6’2″. But then he got a lawyer, got a little scared, and decided to tell the truth-ish.

Eddy Garcia went from $10.50/hour night shift security guard to bag man in a hip-hop thriller in the blink of a FaceTime.
The moral of the story?

  • Don’t sell surveillance footage.
  • NDAs with million-dollar penalties are not your friend.
  • And if Diddy ever says โ€œGod is goodโ€ while handing you hush money in a Trader Joeโ€™s bagโ€”RUN.

This has been a bonkers dispatch from the reality show weโ€™re all trapped in, called Earth.

Diddy, NDAs & Dollar Bills: The Security Guard Confessions You Absolutely Did Not Have on Your 2025 Bingo Card

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