Breaking News: The Unveiling of Matthew Perry’s Hilariously Legally Binding Comedy Script… I Mean, Will
Hold onto your Central Perk mugs! It’s been nearly five months since our favorite Chandler Bing left us, and now we’re about to dive into the juicy details of his last laughโerm, I mean, his will.
People magazine, always on the prowl for the latest gossip, managed to snag a copy of the legal filing. And let me tell you, it’s juicier than Joey’s meatball sub.
So, what’s the scoop? Well, it turns out that Matthew Perry, in all his wisdom, decided to spread the love among his nearest and dearest. His parents, John Perry and Suzanne Morrison, snagged a spot as trust beneficiaries. And who else made the cut? None other than his sister, Caitlin Morrison, and his ex-flame, Rachel Dunn. Yes, the very same Rachel who stole his heart from 2003 to 2005. Talk about keeping it in the Friends circle!
Now, let’s talk about where all of Chandler’s knick-knacks and doodads are going. Drumroll, please… they’re headed straight for the “Alvy Singer Living Trust.” Why Alvy Singer, you ask? Well, apparently, Matthew was a big Woody Allen fan, and nothing says “legacy” like naming your trust after a neurotic character from Annie Hall.
In his memoir, “Friends Lovers โ And The Big Terrible Thing,” Matthew reminisced about cozy movie nights with his mom, culminating in a screening of Annie Hall. Ah, the nostalgia! But don’t get too misty-eyed just yetโthis is where it gets spicy.
In a move that’s straight out of a sitcom plot, Matthew explicitly stated in his will (penned in 2009, no less) that any potential mini-Chandlers wouldn’t be cashing in on his estate. Sorry, hypothetical offspring, looks like the Central Perk inheritance is off the table. But hey, who needs a trust fund when you’ve got all those classic Friends royalties rolling in?
And last but not least, the financial fun fact: Chandler had over a cool million in personal property when he bid us adieu. And guess what? His trusty executors, Lisa Ferguson and Robin Ruzanโyep, Mike Myers’ ex-wifeโhave already shuffled those assets into the Alvy Singer Living Trust faster than you can say “Could I BE any wealthier?”
Matthew Perry’s final act is like something straight out of a sitcomโfilled with laughter, love, and maybe just a hint of drama. Here’s to you, Chandler Bing. You’ll always be our favorite sarcastic pal.