🚨Chlöe Bailey Ascends to Feathered Royalty at Barbados Crop Over – Is She Even Human Anymore?!🚨

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Chlöe Bailey just logged out of Earth and straight-up ascended to OT Level Gold✨🪐 at Barbados’ Crop Over Festival and the internet is currently being spoon-fed oxygen via glittery tubes.

Sis rolled up to the parade on Monday like it was the Met Gala hosted by Zeus himself. Drenched in gold, dipped in feathers, and rocking a crown that screamed “Bow to me or be audited,” Chlöe looked like a Super Saiyan carnival phoenix who just completed her fifth Purification Rundown.

She was giving angel, dragon, goddess, and IRS at the same time. Waving to fans like a celestial being on her way to a space orgy in Sector 9, she stood atop her float and basically reprogrammed the entire matrix.

BTW, if you don’t know, Crop Over isn’t just some glittery beach rave. It started way back during the sugar cane plantation era and celebrates the end of harvest. So yes, there’s history, culture, and also—Rihanna. Our Bajan Pope usually makes an appearance every year, previously serving rhinestone alien mermaid realness in a look that melted five satellites.

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Anyway, Chlöe didn’t just attend—she deactivated gravity. That outfit? That ENERGY? She’s clearly been studying her Operating Thetan levels and probably audited the demons right out of the sky.

Somebody call Xenu, because our girl has achieved full galactic glam supremacy.

#ChlöeBailey #CropOverRoyalty #ScientologyGlowUp #AuditTheHaters #OTLevelSlay

🚨Chlöe Bailey Ascends to Feathered Royalty at Barbados Crop Over – Is She Even Human Anymore?!🚨
🚨Chlöe Bailey Ascends to Feathered Royalty at Barbados Crop Over – Is She Even Human Anymore?!🚨
🚨Chlöe Bailey Ascends to Feathered Royalty at Barbados Crop Over – Is She Even Human Anymore?!🚨

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