Chappell Roan is no longer interested in playing nice with the “Creepy Club.” You know who you are. Yes, you, lurking behind that social media account, thinking it’s okay to behave like a wild raccoon on caffeine.
The 26-year-old “Good Luck Babe” singer, who skyrocketed to fame faster than you can say “TikTok sensation,” has had it up to here gestures vaguely above head with the bizarre, downright spooky antics from some of her so-called “fans.”
In a TikTok video that can only be described as a verbal roundhouse kick, Chappell decided it was time to lay down the law. She opens with what could be the theme for an entirely new TV show: Answer These Questions Honestly (Or Else).
βOkay, listen up, team. Imagine you see a random woman minding her own business on the street. Now, would you think, βHey, this seems like the perfect time to shout at her from my car window like Iβm in some weird, twisted drive-thruβ? No? Great, weβre off to a good start.
But wait, thereβs more! Would you waltz up to this random lady, who clearly has her own life, and demand a photo? No, seriously, just march up to her and, when she declines (because duh, sheβs got things to do), would you have the audacity to throw a tantrum like a toddler denied candy? Newsflash: Not cool. But it doesnβt stop thereβwould you then decide to stalk her and her family, dissect her life like youβre a part-time detective, and turn into a keyboard warrior spewing nonsense online? No? Then congrats, youβre officially a functioning human being!β
And then, in the cherry-on-top moment of the year, Chappell drops this truth bomb: βIβm a random bitch. Youβre a random bitch. Sit with that for a second.β Mic drop. We could all use a moment to ponder that, right?
But wait, the saga continues with a sequel! In her next TikTok installment, Chappell serves up more spicy truth with a side of “I-am-so-done-with-this.”
βLook, I get it, the whole ‘being famous’ thing apparently comes with a free pass for people to act like theyβre starring in a low-budget horror film. But guess what? I didnβt sign up for that part of the script. Just because Iβve chosen a career that puts me in the spotlight doesnβt mean Iβm okay with being harassed like Iβm the last roll of toilet paper during a pandemic. Seriously, can we not?β
Chappell is here to make it abundantly clear: Sheβs not interested in whatever bizarre βfan privilegeβ you think comes with her fame. βIf you see a celeb out in the wild and think, βOoh, let me snag a photo, hug, or just a minute of their life,β hold up! Thatβs not normal. Thatβs what we call βweird.β We donβt know each other, Karen! Just because youβve streamed my song a hundred times doesnβt mean weβre besties. Iβm totally allowed to say no to creepy behavior. Spoiler alert: No means no.β
Chappell Roan is done with the creep-fest, and sheβs not mincing words about it. Fans, take note: If you wouldnβt do it to a random person on the street, donβt do it to her. Letβs keep it classy.
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