Meghan Markle and Prince Harry Grossly Inflated “Race Question” About Archie

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle recently found themselves in the spotlight for turning an “innocent” inquiry about their son’s skin color into what some are dubbing an “attention-seeking PR extravaganza.”

Buki Mosaku, the self-proclaimed color connoisseur, spilled the tea to the Daily Star, insisting that questioning the potential hues of Archie’s yet-to-be-seen skin was as normal as debating whether pineapple belongs on pizza. According to Mosaku, it’s all part and parcel of being parents in a mixed-race saga.

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He hilariously accused the royal duo of transforming a mere molehill into a mountain, claiming that if the commentariat responsible for these color-coded queries had hearts of gold, there’s really no need for public scrutiny. “It’s like turning a pancake into a pancake stack for no good reason,” Mosaku quipped.

In his words, “While some may find discussing skin tones as appealing as a root canal, mixed-race families worldwide are engaging in these colorful conversations faster than you can say ‘royal ruckus.’ It’s absolutely bonkers for Harry and Meghan to paint these comments as anything but the innocent musings of someone pondering the rainbow of possibilities.”

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Mosaku boldly suggested that if the royal couple genuinely believed these comments were discriminatory, perhaps they needed a crash course titled “What is racism?” He even offered to hop on a plane to California for a complimentary lesson, because apparently, he’s the skin tone whisperer.

The comedic chaos doesn’t end there. Mosaku raised an eyebrow at the alleged royal name-dropping in Omid Scobie’s book, “Endgame.” It’s as if the Dutch version of Clue featured two royals in the drawing room with racist remarks about Archie. Sussex camp played coy, denying they ever spilled the royal beans, but the revelation sparked a wildfire of demands for title-stripping and the Firm considering legal action.

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It seems like Harry and Meghan stumbled upon a whole new shade of drama – one that even Pantone couldn’t name. Let the royal sitcom continue!

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