Pack your wigs, sharpen your contour, and prepare your soul for a life-altering, high-heeled experience because RuPaul is coming to a city near you!
Yes, you read that right. The 64-year-old Queen of the Universe (and let’s be real, the only person legally allowed to judge anyone from a spinning chair) is gracing us with a book tour to celebrate the paperback release of her memoir, The House of Hidden Meanings.
But What’s This Tour Really About?
Oh, you think you know RuPaul? You think you’ve figured out all her secrets? Wrong, sweetie! This tour isn’t just about books—it’s a spiritual awakening in stilettos.
📖 Expect a deep dive into RuPaul’s most poetic, soul-searching, and wisdom-drenched stories.
💃 Prepare for a manual on fabulous living, featuring tips on self-love, chosen family, and embracing your inner weirdo (because, let’s face it, normal is boring).
🎭 Most importantly, Ru will remind you that drag is not just an art—it’s a way of life.
And who knows? By the time you leave, you might just be floating on a cloud of enlightenment and body shimmer.
Want To Meet RuPaul IRL?
Good news! VIP tickets are available, meaning you could:
✔ Snatch a photo with Mother Ru herself
✔ Get a signed copy of the book (which you will display prominently on your coffee table for clout)
✔ Possibly absorb some of her charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent through osmosis
Where & When? The Tour Dates You Need to Know
Mark your calendars, set alarms, and maybe even sacrifice a bad wig to the drag gods because tickets drop today (Feb 6) at 10 a.m. local time!
📍 Thursday, March 6 – Montreal, QC / Olympia *(Yes, Canadians, you’re invited too!)*
📍 Friday, March 7 – Boston, MA / Orpheum *(Home of questionable accents and great seafood.)*
📍 Sunday, March 9 – Atlanta, GA / Tabernacle *(Come for Ru, stay for the sweet tea.)*
📍 Tuesday, March 11 – Denver, CO / Fillmore *(Altitude? Irrelevant when you’re serving looks.)*
📍 Wednesday, March 12 – Portland, OR / Aladdin Theater *(Keep Portland weird, Ru will make it weirder.)*
📍 Thursday, March 13 – Seattle, WA / Neptune Theatre *(Ru + Rain? A match made in heaven.)*
📍 Friday, March 14 – Las Vegas, NV / Flamingo *(High stakes? More like high heels.)*
📍 Sunday, March 16 – Phoenix, AZ / Van Buren *(Sizzling temps, even hotter energy.)*
📍 Tuesday, March 18 – Los Angeles, CA / Montalban Theatre *(Hollywood, prepare yourself.)*
📍 Wednesday, March 19 – San Diego, CA / Observatory North Park *(Surf, sun, and sequins.)*
Click here for tickets! And remember—good luck, and don’t forget to sashay to that checkout page before they sell out! 🏁💋
