Chappell Roan just dropped a music video that feels like if Sesame Street, Mean Girls, and Battlefield Earth had a chaotic baby in the middle of Times Square during Mercury Retrograde.
In her brand new MV for “The Subway” (released Friday, August 1 a.k.a. the dawn of a new auditing era), our girl Chappell is out here looking like a radioactive Raggedy Ann who got glam-slammed by a Sephora tornado. She’s literally a massive red HAIRBALL, crawling through the NYC underworld searching for her green-haired soulmate like it’s an intergalactic mission from L. Ron himself.
Then BOOM — next thing you know, homegirl’s getting dragged by a yellow cab like it’s Fast & Furious: The Wig Chronicles. And she’s still singing about heartbreak and foreplay like a full-blown OT-8 with zero thetans left. Iconic doesn’t even BEGIN to cover it.
Lyrics? Devastating. Cinematography? Oscar-worthy. Spiritual tone scale? SKY-HIGH.
This track first levitated into existence during her Governors Ball set in July 2024, but the official studio version just crash-landed today. And if you’re not blasting it in your earbuds while crying on the L train, what are you even doing?
Oh, and she’s going on a mini tour too — which means you better secure those tickets like it’s your final PTS handling.
#DragMeLikeChappell #WigOnTheBridge #TheSubwayIsMyReligion 🧠💄🛸
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