Channing Tatum Remembers The Time Taylor Swift Made Him Homemade Pop-Tarts

Buy Me A Coffee

So picture this: Channing Tatum, our favorite Magic Mike dancer-turned-actor, struts onto The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. It’s Thursday night (July 11), and Channing’s got a sparkle in his eye that’s usually reserved for glittery stage performances or the latest limited-edition action figures.

Now, who could bring out such joy in our dear Channing? None other than the queen of surprise albums and cat memes, Taylor Swift! “Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?” Yeah, Taylor, you know the one. Channing, clearly smitten, starts gushing about her like she’s the latest hot gossip at the PTA meeting.

“I’ve been grooving to her tunes since dinosaurs roamed the Earth,” he starts, waving his hands around like he’s conducting an invisible orchestra. “But I had no clue she was this unstoppable juggernaut of awesomeness!”

See also  Drake Celebrates His Son Adonis' 7th Birthday With A Spongebob-Themed Party

But wait, there’s more! Channing spills the tea on his semi-BFF status with Taylor. “She’s like, super normal and sweet,” he says, eyes wide with wonder. “She’ll casually whip up dinner like it’s no biggie. Homemade pop tarts, people! And I’m not talking about those sad, cold ones from the box. I’m talking warm, gooey, straight-out-of-the-oven pop tarts that make you question all your life choices. How? HOW? Are you secretly a wizard, Taylor?”

See also  Kylie Kelce Claps Back at Absurd Rumors About Snubbing Taylor Swift’s Cooking—Because, Duh!

Channing’s awe doesn’t stop there. He challenges every triathlete out there to try keeping up with Taylor’s marathon concerts. “Three-plus hours of non-stop showbiz magic! She’s like a human Duracell bunny on a glitter diet!” He finishes with a dramatic sigh, “I was a fan, but now I’m like a super-duper-mega fan.”

Flashback to last year: Channing took his daughter to The Eras Tour, and it was like a Disneyland trip on steroids. Fast forward a bit, and he’s hanging with Taylor in New Jersey for Jack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley’s wedding, rubbing elbows with the cool kids, including his fiancée Zoe Kravitz. The guy even squeezed in a dinner with Taylor and her A-list posse in NYC, probably debating which Hogwarts house she belongs to over artisanal pizza.

See also  Taylor Swift Gives $100 Tips to Food-Runners at Chiefs-Patriots Game

Now, let’s not forget why Channing was on The Tonight Show in the first place. He pre-taped his appearance because, plot twist, he had to jet off to Europe for a whirlwind promo tour. Picture him dashing through Berlin and Madrid, leaving a trail of swooning fans and empty espresso cups in his wake.

Mark your calendars! Channing’s latest flick, Fly Me To the Moon, is about to hit theaters this Friday (July 12). Grab your popcorn and get ready for takeoff! 🚀

Comments area

Sidebar

Must Read

Sebastian Stan Spills the Tea on Which ‘Gossip Girl’ Pals Are Still in His Group Chat

XOXO, Winter Soldier? Before Sebastian Stan was punching aliens and...

Meghan Markle Says She and Prince Harry Are Creating New Traditions

Meghan Markle, the dazzling Hollywood sensation who graced the...

Felicity Huffman Speaks Out Four Years After College Admissions Scandal

In an epic tale that rivals the wildest Desperate...

Lewis Hamilton Throws The First Fundraiser For His Mission 44 Charity

Lewis Hamilton just dropped his need for speed and...

Prince Harry’s Invictus Games Documentary Now Available on Hulu Despite Netflix Contract

Prince Harry's documentary, the Invictus Games extravaganza, has finally...

Warner Brothers Reschedules Release Date for ‘Aquaman 2’

Warner Bros. just flipped the script and dropped a...

Celine Dion Almost Died While Battling Stiff Person Syndrome

The legendary Celine Dion is spilling the tea on...

You Might Also Like

Mariah Carey Announces ‘Christmas Time Tour’

Mariah Carey is pulling the ultimate Christmas prank on...

Amber Portwood From ‘Teen Mom’s Fiancé Gary Wayt Found After Being Reported Missing

Breaking News: Amber Portwood's Fiancé Found—No, He Wasn't Abducted...

Patrick Schwarzenegger Is Now a Professional Vacationer in Banana Republic’s ‘White Lotus’-Inspired Collection

Patrick Schwarzenegger—Hollywood royalty, proud owner of an impeccable jawline,...

George Clooney Drags Biden’s Age Again, Trump Responds with a Dumpster Fire of Insults

Hollywood’s resident silver fox, George Clooney, has once again...

Jenna Ortega Will Not Be in ‘Scream 7’

Hold on to your ghost-hunting gadgets because Jenna Ortega...

Nelly Furtado Announces New Album Titled ‘7’

The "Maneater" queen herself, Nelly Furtado, is dropping a...