Wonder Woman is strapping on her bulletproof bangles and preparing to lasso our eyeballs once again, because DC’s new co-king James Gunn just spilled some piping hot Themysciran tea.
While out promoting his brand-new Superman flick (aka “Clark Kent: Hot Nerd Edition”), James casually dropped the bombshell that Wonder Woman is currently being written. Like right now. Like as you’re reading this, some poor writer is probably mainlining espresso while trying to figure out how many Greek goddesses you can cram into one script without summoning Zeus IRL.
“We’re working on Wonder Woman,” James said, presumably while wearing a leather trench coat and holding a clipboard full of chaotic ideas. “It’s being written right now.” (Translation: Somewhere in a dark Warner Bros. cave, a screenwriter is sobbing into their keyboard while whispering ‘what would Lynda Carter do?’)
But wait, there’s more Amazonian insanity! Remember Paradise Lost? No, not the emo poem—this is DC’s upcoming Game of Thrones but with more eyeliner and less incest series set on Themyscira, aka Wonder Woman’s bougie island full of ripped women, zero men, and questionable diplomatic policies.
“It’s like Westeros, but with abs,” James once said. Okay he didn’t say that last part, but honestly? He should’ve.
Now here’s where it gets spicy: WHO is actually playing Wonder Woman? Nobody knows. Gal Gadot might be done, might not be done, might just show up uninvited on set with a sword and force them to film. Patty Jenkins is also somewhere in the distance, sipping tea and saying “They’re not interested… for now.” (Cue dramatic lightning.)
💅 New Wonder Woman movie? Yes.
🪞Who’s writing it? A mystery cloaked in sequins.
👑 Gal Gadot returning? ¯\_(ツ)\_/¯
⚔️ Drama? Absolutely.
🍷 Themysciran chaos? Bring it on.
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