The Titan tag team of Godzilla and Kong is BACK, baby! Production for the latest monster mashup has officially started, and we’ve already been blessed with a teaser that says, “Hey, yes, we’re blowing stuff up again – you’re welcome.”
So, what’s this cinematic chaos-fest called? Drumroll with giant foot stomps, please… It’s titled:
Godzilla x Kong: SUPERNOVA.
Yes, Supernova. Because apparently “Armageddon: Now with Extra Roar” was already taken.
The teaser is basically a sneak peek inside the world’s most dangerous office job – the Monarch organization. These poor souls are out here tracking Titans like they’re just oversized cats who refuse to stop knocking over skyscrapers. The teaser features a very intense-looking computer screen and wait for it… a REAL-LIFE HOTLINE NUMBER you can call: (240) MON-ARCH or for those without a decoder ring, 240-666-2724. Because if you’re gonna get stomped by a giant lizard, might as well have a spooky phone number for it.
Call it and you’ll hear this very calm, definitely-won’t-die-soon message:
“Thank you for calling the Monarch Community Support Hotline, your global resource for Titan response and relief.”
Translation: “Hey, we can’t really stop Godzilla from vaporizing your neighborhood, but we do have this fun voicemail!”
And yes, it’s calling from Sedona, Arizona– because apparently the vortex energy there just wasn’t chaotic enough without monster drama.
The Hollywood Reporters of the World (aka THR) are whispering that this new flick will unleash brand new human characters we’ll all forget 15 minutes after the credits roll, plus our OG monster icons Godzilla and Kong. And this time? They’re facing a world-ending threat. Again. Because what’s a monster movie without the apocalypse breathing down your neck like a radioactive dragon?
As of now, Godzilla x Kong: Supernova is scheduled to hit theaters on… um… “Godzilla x Kong: Supernova.”
(Okay Warner Bros, you might wanna double-check that release date, unless you’re planning to time travel.)
So buckle up, charge your phones, and maybe build a bunker—Titan Season is officially here. 🎬🦍🦖💥
