BREAKING: New York City is SHAKING. The air smells like steak and sexy people. Why? Because Gigi Hadid & Bradley Cooper just tag-teamed a dinner date with Brad Pitt & Ines de Ramon — and no, this is not a fever dream or the plot of a chaotic rom-com directed by AI.
👖👟 Gigi stepped out looking like “hot girl at farmer’s market who sells crystals on Etsy,” wearing a denim jacket, white tee, and pants that screamed, “I pay rent in SoHo and I mean it.” Meanwhile, Bradley Cooper gave us “cool dad at Whole Foods” in a navy tee and jeans combo that whispered, “I can grill a steak and cry during Pixar movies.”
🔥 But wait—Brad freaking Pitt showed up too, with his age-defying cheekbones and 61-year-old swagger, alongside his girlfriend Ines de Ramon, who is legally too gorgeous to walk amongst us. They all linked up at Cote Korean Steakhouse, aka the restaurant where sexy people go to eat meat and judge you silently.
✨Let’s break it down:
- Gigi & Bradley: Holding hands, sharing looks, probably whispering about zodiac signs and gluten-free dumplings.
- Brad & Bradley: Two Brads. One friendship. Infinite cheekbones. They’ve been buds since forever and last year Brad literally gave a speech about how much he loves Brad. So meta.
- Gigi & Brad: Not connected. But should they start a podcast? Probably.
🥳 FYI, Gigi just went IG official with Bradley after two years of private flirting and suspicious “friendship” walks. And in a recent interview, she finally spilled how they met—though let’s be honest, she probably just summoned him with her brows.
💅 NYC streets have seen many things… pizza rats, flash mobs, pigeons fighting for bagels… but nothing prepared them for this Thirst Trap Quattro strolling in to devour steak like it’s a Michelin-starred thirst ritual.
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