Brad Pitt and his lady love, Ines De Ramon, have taken the plunge and moved in together! Cue the confetti and the moving boxes—these two lovebirds are ready to nest.
According to a highly classified insider (we like to imagine them in a trench coat and sunglasses), this decision was as natural as peanut butter and jelly. Apparently, they were practically joined at the hip anyway, so why not make it official? It’s like a romantic version of those roommates who spend so much time together that they start finishing each other’s sentences.
And let’s talk about Brad’s happiness level—off the charts! The man is practically radiating joy like a glowstick at a rave. Sources say he couldn’t be happier, which is saying a lot for a guy who’s got an Oscar sitting on his shelf.
Apparently, Ines is Brad’s secret sauce, his mojo, his je ne sais quoi. She’s the spark that reignited his flame, the wind beneath his wings, the… you get the idea. Basically, she’s awesome, and Brad is lucky to have found her.
In case you’re not up to speed, Brad and Ines have been an item since November 2022. And if this move-in announcement is any indication, it looks like their love train is picking up speed and barreling down the tracks of happiness. All aboard! 🚂💕
