Post Malone, the tattooed troubadour of rap, has decided to dive headfirst into the world of country music. Yes, you heard it right. The man who once crooned about “Sunflower” is now all about sunflower fields and cowboy boots.
The 28-year-old maestro of melodies has revealed the lineup for his new tour, hilariously dubbed the “F-1 Trillion Tour.” Why “F-1 Trillion,” you ask? Because apparently, naming tours after astronomical sums of money is the new black. This tour isn’t just a small detour; it’s a 21-stop hoedown extravaganza that’s set to rock festivals and stadiums across the nation.
**From Bling to Banjo:**
This monumental shift to the country genre comes hot on the heels of Posty’s announcement about his new album, also cheekily titled “F-1 Trillion.” We can only assume this album will be filled with tunes about heartache, trucks, and maybe a love song to his favorite brand of beer.
In a heartfelt Instagram post, our beloved Rockstar shared, “I love y’all so very much, and I’m so excited to get out and play new music for you.” Accompanying this emotional declaration was a poster listing all the tour dates, ensuring that fans can plan their line dancing schedules accordingly.
**Tour De Yee-Haw:**
The tour kicks off in Salt Lake City on September 8. Yes, the land of the Mormons is where Posty’s country odyssey begins. From there, he’ll hit up New York, Pennsylvania, Virginia, North Carolina, Alabama, and more, spreading his cowboy cheer. And where better to wrap things up than in Nashville on October 19? It’s basically the country music equivalent of graduating from Harvard.
**A Sneak Peek into the Yee-Haw Era:**
Posty gave fans a taste of his new sound by performing “I Had Some Help” at none other than the legendary BlueBird Café. This track is a collab with country superstar Morgan Wallen, proving that Posty is not just dipping his toes in the country pond—he’s doing a full cannonball.
Post Malone is officially trading in his rockstar swag for some country charm. Get ready for the F-1 Trillion Tour—it’s going to be one wild ride. And remember, whether you’re a city slicker or a country bumpkin, there’s a little bit of Posty for everyone. Yee-haw!