Billie Eilish & Nat Wolff Spotted in NYC, But Are They Dating or Just Sibling-Zoning Each Other?

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Billie Eilish and Nat Wolff are keeping the world on the edge of its collective seat with a romance mystery that rivals any true crime podcast.

The 23-year-old queen of sad bangers and oversized clothing was seen out and about with the 30-year-old ex-Naked Brothers Band heartthrob (yes, you are that old) on Tuesday night (March 25) in New York City.

The crime?
They were caught walking into a theater together. Scandalous. Somebody call the paparazziโ€”oh wait, they already did.

Fashion Report: Serving Looks or Justโ€ฆ Walking?
Billie rocked black pants, a white zip-up jacket, a mysterious graphic hat, and a leopard-print handbag, which feels like the most random character customization in a video game.
Nat, meanwhile, stepped out in a brown suede jacket, blue pants, and Adidas sneakers, making it clear that he is a man who owns a suede jacket and isnโ€™t afraid to wear it in unpredictable weather.

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Are They Dating? Or Are We Just Bored?
According to a source who either knows them personally or just enjoys lying for sport, Billie and Nat are absolutely not dating.

โ€œTheyโ€™re more like siblings than anything else,โ€ the source told IconicHipster.com, which officially places them in the dreaded โ€˜platonic zone.โ€™ RIP, romance rumors.

The source also added:
โ€œBillie is much more interested in women right now.โ€
Translation: Everybody calm down.

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Nat: Billieโ€™s #1 Hype Man
The romance speculation got a sequel after Nat rushed to Billieโ€™s defense on Instagram, clapping back at haters who dared suggest she doesnโ€™t write her own music.

โ€œUr wrong,โ€ he commented, hitting us with the digital equivalent of a courtroom objection. He then added,
โ€œThey co-write everything together and are both geniuses. That kind of question is so annoying.โ€

So, to recap:
– Theyโ€™re not dating (allegedly).
– Theyโ€™re like siblings (according to a very chatty โ€˜sourceโ€™).
– Nat will fight strangers online for Billieโ€™s honor.
– Nat and his brother, Alex Wolff, are currently opening for Billie on tour.
– Nat also made an appearance in Billieโ€™s โ€œCHIHIROโ€ music video, which means heโ€™s contractually obligated to defend her for eternity.

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Final Verdict: Just Friendsโ€ฆ Or the Most Elaborate PR Stunt Ever?
Whether theyโ€™re BFFs, work buddies, or just two people who enjoy attending the same events, one thing is clearโ€”the internet refuses to mind its business.

Stay tuned for the next thrilling installment of โ€œAre They Dating? Probably Not, But Letโ€™s Overanalyze Anyway.โ€

Billie Eilish & Nat Wolff Spotted in NYC, But Are They Dating or Just Sibling-Zoning Each Other?

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