Ashlyn Harris Opens Up About Her Divorce From Ali Krieger

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Former soccer superstar Ashlyn Harris, aged 38, decided to blow the divorce whistle on her marriage with Ali Krieger back in October 2023. Since then, she’s been kicking it off the field with none other than Sophia Bush. Oh, the plot twists!

Now, here’s the kicker: Ashlyn and Ali have two adorable pint-sized humansβ€”daughter Sloane, 3, and son Ocean, 2. Picture this: a Women’s Health panel, Ashlyn being all zen and deep, reflecting on the β€œreally hard” divorce, like it’s a tricky penalty shot in extra time.

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β€œDivorce? Oh, it’s like trying to dribble a ball on a field of Legos,” Ashlyn quipped. β€œI’m just surfing these emotional waves, realizing I can only control my own surfboard. Can’t do much about everyone else’s wipeouts or those pesky beachside critics. So here I am, just owning my own beach bod, staying present, and being fabulously human.”

When it came to her kiddos, she turned into Momma Bear, protector of cubs from emotional thunderstorms. β€œMy storm doesn’t have to be theirs,” she said, channeling her inner weatherwoman.

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β€œIt’s like trying to juggle flaming soccer balls,” she continued, possibly with an imaginary fire extinguisher on hand. β€œGoing through a divorce with two tiny humans, ensuring they don’t see the emotional monsoon. It’s the ultimate endurance testβ€”no medals, just sanity points.”

Ashlyn Harris, navigating divorce and motherhood with the finesse of a soccer pro and the humor of a stand-up comic.

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Ashlyn Harris Opens Up About Her Divorce From Ali Krieger

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