Get ready to pop the champagne and dance like nobody’s watching because Ariana Grande’s upcoming album, “Eternal Sunshine,” is about to drop, and she’s serving up the sass alongside the tracklist reveal!
In a recent chat with the Zach Sang Show, Ariana spilled the tea on her album and even had some choice words for the music leak detectives out there. Remember that demo for “Fantasize” that sprouted legs and went for a stroll on the internet without her say-so? Yeah, that one. Ariana’s got her lawyer on speed dial for that, and she’s not afraid to drop some legal smackdowns. “Thank you so much. I’ll see you in jail. Literally,” she joked, but we all know she means business. But hey, she’s not mad, just giving credit where credit’s due. Apparently, the leaked version was like a cheesy girl group throwback, but her loyal fans ate it up like it was the last piece of pizza at a party. So, she took that feedback, sprinkled it with some Ariana Grande magic, and voilà! Now we’ve got the refined, Grande-ified versions ready to blast through our speakers.
And now, drumroll, please! Here’s the star-studded lineup for “Eternal Sunshine”:
1. **Intro (end of the world)** – Because what better way to kick off an album than with a bang, or maybe more like a whimper?
2. **Bye** – Ariana’s bidding farewell to the haters and negativity with this one. Catch you on the flip side!
3. **Don’t Wanna Breakup Again** – We’ve all been there, Ariana. Who needs relationship drama when you’ve got bops like this?
4. **Saturn Returns (Interlude)** – Taking a cosmic break to contemplate life, the universe, and maybe even Saturn’s favorite ice cream flavor.
5. **Eternal Sunshine** – A ray of musical sunshine to brighten even the gloomiest of days. Guaranteed to make you wanna twirl in a field of daisies.
6. **Supernatural** – Forget ghosts and goblins; Ariana’s got her sights set on a love that’s out of this world.
7. **True Story** – Spillin’ the tea on love, heartbreak, and everything in between. Grab your tissues.
8. **The Boy is Mine** – A sassy anthem for anyone who’s ever had to put a possessive ex in their place. Bye, Felicia!
9. **Yes, And?** – Keeping the conversation going with a little improv and a whole lot of attitude.
10. **We Can’t Be Friends (Wait for Your Love)** – Sometimes love just isn’t on the same schedule. Patience is a virtue, right?
11. **Imperfect for You** – Embracing flaws and imperfections because nobody’s perfect, but we can still be fabulous.
12. **I Wish I Hated You** – Confessions of a love-hate relationship set to a catchy beat. Who said heartbreak couldn’t be a bop?
13. **Ordinary Things (ft. Nonna)** – Because even the simplest moments can be extraordinary with the right company. And who better to bring the Italian flair than Nonna?
So, get your speakers ready, your dancing shoes on, and your lawyer’s number handy, because “Eternal Sunshine” is coming, and it’s bringing all the vibes, sass, and Ariana magic you never knew you needed. Let the countdown begin!