Andy Cohen Joins the Botox Club—And Joan Rivers Is Smiling from Above

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Andy Cohen has finally caved. The 56-year-old Watch What Happens Live host has taken the plunge into the world of cosmetic enhancements, and honestly, we’re just shocked he held out this long.

While hosting the Married to Medicine season 11 reunion (aka, the Olympics of shade), Andy casually let it slip that he recently got Botox for the very first time.

“I just got it for the first time in my life,” he confessed. “About a month ago. They gave me a little.”

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“They gave me a little”? Sir, Botox isn’t an hors d’oeuvre—what do you mean, a little?

Now, this revelation comes as a bit of a plot twist, considering that just a few months ago, Andy swore up and down that he was all-natural. Back in November 2024, on the How to Fail podcast (ironic name choice, given the topic), he proudly declared:

“I’ve not touched it. I’ve never even had Botox.”

And get this—legendary queen of cosmetic work, Joan Rivers, apparently begged Andy to hop on the Botox train before she passed. If Joan Rivers is giving you beauty advice, you listen. But Andy? Oh no, he wanted to be that guy.

“And every guy that I know who’s hosting a TV show—all of them, younger than me or my age—they all have had Botox,” he explained. “I look at their foreheads. I’m like, ‘Your forehead does not move.’”

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But now? Welcome to the club, Andy! Your membership card is in the mail, and your forehead will be frozen in place for all upcoming dramatic TV reunions.

As for why he held out so long, Andy pondered, “It’s not something that I think I need to do. I don’t know who I would be doing it for.”

Oh, Andy. You’re doing it for all of us. Because now, when you hear the latest reality TV mess unfold, your face won’t betray a single emotion.

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And somewhere up in the great beyond, Joan Rivers is nodding in approval.

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