Andrew Tate is firing back at allegations that he went full WWE during an intimate moment with his ex-girlfriend, insisting the claim is as bogus as a reality show love story.
Tateβs legal squad, probably wearing sunglasses indoors and holding tiny espresso cups, told IconicHipster.com, βAndrew Tate categorically denies this absurd accusation and will sue the absolute hell out of anyone who so much as breathes in its direction.β
As we previously reported, Bri Stern filed a sexual assault report, claiming Tate went full Mortal Kombat on her in a Beverly Hills Hotel suite on March 11. TMZ even got hold of photos showing bruises on her face, which she says were courtesy of Tateβs aggressive behavior during their, uh, βquality time.β
But waitβTateβs legal eagles arenβt just sipping their espressos quietly. Oh no. Theyβre firing back, saying, βOnce again, the media is out here crafting fairy tales. Those photos? Not even taken at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Not taken at night. Heck, not even taken on this planet, for all we know.β
And if that wasnβt enough, they suggest Briβs allegations conveniently popped up only after Tate declined to fly her to New York on a private jetβbecause nothing says βtrue loveβ like a complimentary first-class ticket.
But wait, thereβs more! Bri did end up in New York, where she visited the ER and was reportedly diagnosed as βpost-concussive.β Which, if true, means her head was doing the same thing Twitter does whenever Andrew Tate tweetsβspinning.
Then, thereβs the whole text message situation. TMZ obtained what look like texts where Tate allegedly talks about βbeatingβ Bri. But Tateβs lawyers are having none of it, saying, βScreenshots? Please. This is 2025. AI can make a Pope-puffer-jacket meme in seconds. Whereβs the metadata? Whereβs the proof? Whereβs the damn logic?β
At the end of the day, Tateβs team claims the media loves making him the bad guy, because nothing sells better than a convenient villain. βWe get it. Andrew Tate is the βbig badβ of the internet. But reality isnβt clickbait. And last we checked, courts donβt convict based on viral headlines.β
Will this legal showdown end with a dramatic courtroom moment? Or just another Tate monologue about the Matrix? Stay tuned.