Alabama Barker Says She’s Not Voting In The Presidential Election

Alabama Barker is here to shake up the political scene… by not voting. That’s right, the 18-year-old offspring of Travis Barker (yes, the guy with more tattoos than a graffiti wall) and Shanna Moakler (yes, we’ve all seen Meet the Barkers… or not) has taken her newfound right to vote and, well, decided to pass like she’s skipping leg day at the gym.

In a riveting Instagram Live (the modern day soapbox), Alabama let her followers know exactly why she’s not stepping into a voting booth this election season. Spoiler: It’s not because she’s too busy trying to figure out why her dad keeps jumping off drum sets.

So, here’s the tea: Alabama’s not voting for either Donald Trump or Kamala Harris. Now, before you point out that Kamala Harris isn’t running for president, let’s remember, as she generously pointed out, “I’m a little bit stupid.” Points for honesty!

See also  Flavor Flav Made A Custom Bronze Clock For Olympian Jordan Chiles After Medal Controversy

“It’s kinda immature if I talk about it and I’m not fully educated,” she explained, as if she’s been moonlighting as a philosophy professor. “But I do have an opinion. And I’ll keep it to myself.” Ah, the classic “I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you” of political hot takes.

But wait, there’s more! Alabama hit us with a logic bomb: Not voting? Totally not crazy. In her mind, why bother voting if you don’t know what you’re voting for? She’s like, “What’s the point of picking a side if you’re just gonna guess?” Honestly, it’s like showing up to a buffet and not knowing what’s inside the mystery casserole. You wouldn’t want to commit to that, right?

And don’t get it twisted—she could educate herself on candidates, platforms, issues, and whatever else, but in the end, she’s like, “Nah.” Because why stress over world-shaping decisions when you can scroll through TikTok instead?

See also  Diddy Ordered To Pay $100 Million After Inmate In Michigan Wins Sexual Assault Judgement

She doubled down: “I don’t care to vote if I don’t know exactly what’s going on. I don’t think that’s wrong. And I completely stand on that.” I mean, she stands firm, like a perfectly stiff can of hairspray. You’ve got to admire the commitment to not committing.

Alabama reminded us all that she’s never voted before. (Shocking, since she’s only been legally allowed to for, like, five minutes.) And she’s not about to start now. “I don’t have to vote if I don’t want to, and if I don’t want to be in politics, I don’t have to be in politics,” she said, as if she’s turning down an invite to a party no one was sure she was invited to in the first place.

See also  Liam Payne's Ex Danielle Peazer Reveals The Final Text Message He Sent Her

The cherry on top of this non-voting sundae? She’s not doing any “research” because, well, politics just doesn’t pique her interest. It’s like trying to get her excited about tax forms or cleaning out the garage. Hard pass.

Of course, things got spicy when someone in the comments suggested her “privilege” was showing, to which she responded, “Like, what? Because I don’t want to vote?” No, Alabama, it’s probably because you just gave the verbal equivalent of shrugging for 15 minutes straight on a platform with millions of followers. But hey, maybe next year she’ll vote! Or not. Depends on if she feels like studying for it…

Comments area

Sidebar

Must Read

Blake Lively Drops the Drama Bombshell on Justin Baldoni: Plot Twist!

Blake Lively just served up some serious courtroom tea...

Usher Reschedules His Shows In Florida Due To Hurricane Milton

Usher just dropped the news that his spectacular Florida...

Serena Williams and Alexis Ohanian’s Night Out at Art Basel

Guess who's back on the town and turning heads?...

Katy Perry Announces The Title Of Her Sixth Album ‘143’

Katy Perry is back and she’s bringing a party...

Katy Perry Poses In a G-String at The Billboard Women in Music Awards

Katy Perry, forever-young 39-year-old enchantress, practically caused a collective...

You Might Also Like

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Featured in Kitson’s ‘Holiday Hypocrites’ Exhibit

Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are the latest victims...

Zac Efron Spotted Filming ‘Famous’—and Let’s Just Say, He’s Pulling Double Duty!

Zac Efron is suiting up—literally—for his new movie Famous!...

James Charles Reveals New Brand Palette ‘Basic Canvas’

James Charles is shaking up the makeup game with...

Leonardo DiCaprio And Girlfriend Vittoria Ceretti Hold Hands While Walking Around NYC

Look out, world! Leonardo DiCaprio, 49, and his 26-year-old...

Jennifer Aniston Had Issues With Her Ticket To The Emmys And Had To Be Vouched For

Jennifer Aniston's night at the 2024 Emmy Awards was...

Travis Kelce’s Ex Kayla Nicole Addresses Rumor About Him Being Cheap

In the wild world of Travis Kelce's romantic escapades,...

Nicholas Hoult Will Play Lex Luthor in ‘Superman: Legacy’

Guess who's putting on the bald cap and flexing...

Beyonce Releases ‘My House’ From ‘Renaissance’ Film

Beyoncé just dropped a bomb on December like it's...