Adam Lambert has emerged looking sharp enough to slice bread with that blue suit! Picture it: the 42-year-old glam-rock royalty, who’s moonlighting on Broadway in Cabaret, strutting out of the Today show studio in New York City like a cat that just conquered the world’s fanciest litter box.
Now, if you’re thinking, “Hey, hasn’t Adam been looking a little more aerodynamic lately?” Ding ding ding! Gold star for you! Earlier this year, Adam casually dropped the kind of hot tea that has people clutching their pearls faster than a reality TV show plot twist: he’s been on Mounjaro for eight months and has shed almost 60 pounds. Yes, 60 pounds! That’s like shedding an entire toddler off your back.
In a video shared back in March, Adam, with the kind of sparkle in his eye that says, “I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille,” confessed, “I’m dropping some tea on you guys right now.” (Spoiler alert: that tea was piping hot and calorie-free.) “I feel amazing. I still eat, but I eat lighter, and I eat less,” he added, probably munching on a single baby carrot like it’s a gourmet canapé.
Of course, in true internet fashion, people couldn’t resist storming the comment sections like they were leading a crusade for justice. Cue the chorus of voices gasping, “Oh no, he’s taking it away from diabetes patients!” To which Adam basically said, “Listen, that’s between Big Pharma and the universe. I’m just over here minding my business, counting my blessings, and my abs.”
Adam also threw in a final cherry on top of his confessional sundae, saying, “I feel better, I feel more confident. My actual body feels better. My digestive system feels more regulated.” Because, let’s be real, nothing says “I’ve made it” like bragging about a happy gut.
So, next time you see Adam Lambert killing it on Broadway or rocking a red carpet, just remember: behind that dazzling smile is a man who’s slimmed down, jazzed up, and blessed with the most orderly digestive system in showbiz.
