Meghan Markle dazzled the red carpet at the 2023 Variety Power Of Women shindig, held at the glamorous Mother Wolf (yes, that’s a place) in sunny Los Angeles. As she strolled down the carpet, radiating more charm than a pack of puppies at a kiddie party, the 42-year-old Duchess of Sussex got hit with the news that her series, Suits, had racked up a mind-boggling 45 billion minutes of streaming across Netflix and Peacock. That’s enough time to watch paint dry about a billion times!
When asked about this televisual triumph, Meghan couldn’t help but exclaim, “Isn’t that wild?” Well, Meghan, it’s not as wild as a kangaroo riding a unicycle, but close enough. Despite her royal status, she confessed to having “no idea” why Suits suddenly became the hottest binge-worthy sensation, but she did offer some royal speculation.
“It was great to work on, such a great cast and crew. We had a really fun time. I was on it for seven seasons, so quite a bit,” Meghan spilled the beans. “But seriously, it’s hard to find a show these days that you can binge-watch without feeling like you’ve just devoured an entire cheesecake. Maybe that’s why people are glued to Suits. But you know what they say, good shows are like grandma’s fruitcake – everlasting!”
And if you were too busy perfecting your air guitar skills to catch the latest scoop, the genius behind Suits, Aaron Korsh, is apparently cooking up a new series. Rumor has it that it’s going to be like Suits, but with a sprinkle of unicorn magic and a dash of intergalactic intrigue. Can’t wait to see Meghan donning space suits in this one!