Adam Driver Reveals His Christmas Wish-List During SNL Opening Monologue

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Adam Driver rocked the Saturday Night Live stage on December 9 with a dazzling musical performance dedicated to none other than Santa Claus. In a twist of holiday cheer, the 40-year-old Ferrari star decided to spill the beans on his Christmas wishlist with a side of humor.

Setting the comedic tone, Adam claimed, โ€œI adore Christmas. Itโ€™s like the Olympics of holidays. The feasts, the tunes, the quirky family gatherings. But mainly, because Santa and I share this oddly deep bond.โ€ Picture this: Adam at the piano, serenading Santa with his heartfelt desires.

Entering the big 4-0 this year, Adam didn’t hold back with his requests. โ€œHey, Santa, Iโ€™m not getting any younger. How about 5 pairs of chinos? Gotta keep it stylish in my middle age.โ€ But that’s not all. He threw in a curveball, saying, โ€œAnd, oh yeah, one of those colossal metal Tesla trucks. I hear they’re great for compensating for, you know, inadequacies elsewhere.โ€

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And then came the epic defense against the accusation of Han Solo’s demise. โ€œLet’s set the record straight, Santa. I did not off Han Solo. It’s not my fault. Wokeness did it. Blame the woke folks.โ€ Talk about clearing the air with holiday spirit!

But Adam didn’t stop there. He had a bone to pick with those annoying street encounters. โ€œCan we please put an end to the ‘You killed Han Solo’ chatter on the streets? I’ve had enough. It’s not me; it’s the woke culture!โ€

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Venturing into the realm of internet pet peeves, he targeted TikTok couples who love their pranks a bit too much. โ€œThose TikTok couples who think pranks are the spice of life? Santa, can you make them disappear? It’s for the greater good, trust me.โ€

As his wishlist reached its climax, Adam eagerly anticipated Santa’s annual breaking and entering. โ€œSanta, can’t wait for you to sneak into my place like the holiday ninja you are.โ€ And what’s Adam gifting Santa in return? None other than his latest masterpiece, the movie Ferrari, premiering on Christmas day.

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We’ll keep you posted if anything else momentous goes down on SNL tonight. It’s a Christmas wish list like no other!

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