BREAKING: A$AP Rocky just maybe kinda accidentally told the entire planet the gender of Baby #3 with Rihanna, and yes—we’re spiraling faster than Rihanna’s waist-snatching maternity corset at the Smurfs premiere.
So here’s the tea, besties: Rihanna, aka Mother of the Galaxy™, stepped out in Brussels glowing like a billion-dollar blueberry in custom Chanel. Like, imagine looking that ethereal while carrying your THIRD child. Meanwhile, A$AP Rocky (a.k.a. Future Father of the Year) was busy possibly exposing a top-secret mission from the Womb Command Center.
During a red carpet chit-chat, Entertainment Tonight’s Kevin Frazier looked Rocky dead in the eye and was like, “Is that the girl you’ve been waiting for?” 👀 And Rocky, trying to keep it chill, smiled and said, “It is, man, it is,” before pulling out a literal Smurfette doll like a magician revealing a gender-coded clue.
EXCUSE US? NOT THE SMURFETTE PROP REVEAL??? 💀💀💀
Kevin doubled down like the king he is, basically going “Bro I know what you just did” and Rocky was like 😅😂🫢. Cue every RiRi stan and gender reveal theorist entering DEFCON 1 mode.
Quick refresher for the uninitiated: Rihanna and Rocky are already raising two adorable chaos goblins—RZA (3) and Riot (22 months), both serving toddler chic and probably already with better skincare than us. And now, we might be getting a little sister who’s destined to run Fenty Baby in, like, 2042.
Honestly, if this baby is a girl? She’s already an icon. She hasn’t even been born yet and she’s Smurfette-coded.
Hashtag it up, baddies:
#RihannaBabyWatch #SmurfetteConfirmed #A$APDaddyDrama 💙🍼🎤
