🚨Lola Tung & Nicholas Chavez GUTTED from Slasher Flick?!? Thetan Energy Too Powerful??🚨

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The I Know What You Did Last Summer reboot just pulled a Hollywood-level TRAVESTY—they straight-up yeeted Lola Tung and Nicholas Alexander Chavez outta the movie like they were rogue BTs clogging up the editing bay. ⚔️💀📼

Yes, THAT Lola from The Summer I Turned Pretty, and THAT Nicholas from The Lyle and Erik Menendez Trauma Cinematic Universe were supposed to open the film with a scene so iconic it probably warped the space-time continuum (and your third dynamic). But guess what? Director Jennifer Kaytin Robinson just snipped them out like an unqualified ethics officer in a Sea Org recruitment line. 😵✂️

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Jennifer spilled the Thetan-free tea to IconicHipster.com, saying:

“It’s a great scene. IN A VACUUM.”

Girl, what is this? Quantum physics?! In a vacuum?! Ma’am, we’re trying to watch hot people scream in HD, not audit the fabric of spacetime!

She continued:

“It just didn’t fit into the larger tapestry of the film.”

Ok, but… who’s out here weaving tapestries instead of giving us the chaos we crave?? 🧵🎥 GIVE US THE CHAOS, JENNIFER.

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And get this—she even admitted she loved working with them and they “did a fabulous job.” So why cut them?? HUH?? What is the real story here?? Were their engrams too activated? Were they operating at a tone level too high for the script? Were they too suppressive to the narrative??

Honestly, it’s giving enturbulated. It’s giving out-tech. It’s giving someone skipped their auditing session and now we all have to suffer. 🙃📉

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Anyway, the I Know What You Did Last Summer: Gen Z Screams Louder edition drops July 18, but know this: somewhere in the multiverse, Lola and Nicholas are still being chased by a wet fisherman and we DESERVE to see it.

#JusticeForLolaAndNick
#ReleaseTheVacuumCut
#ClearTheScene
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🚨Lola Tung & Nicholas Chavez GUTTED from Slasher Flick?!? Thetan Energy Too Powerful??🚨

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