If you’ve been tuning in to The Kelly Clarkson Show lately and thinking, Wait a second… this is NOT my beloved karaoke queen spilling the tea on daytime TV, you’re not alone. Our girl Kelly has been MIA for a hot minute, and fans have been left wondering—did she finally run away to open that Texas ranch we all know she deserves? Did she get lost in a Target? Did Blake Shelton challenge her to a never-ending BBQ cook-off?
Well, sort of. But not really.
Kelly’s great disappearing act started on March 3. She made a dramatic (probably) return on March 4, but then—poof—she vanished again! It’s like she’s a pop-star magician, but instead of pulling rabbits out of hats, she’s pulling disappearing acts out of nowhere. In the meantime, celebrity guest hosts have been holding down the fort, probably sweating through their blazers trying to live up to her level of charm and chaotic energy.
BUT FEAR NOT!
A fresh report (aka a very mysterious, vague update) has revealed that Kelly returned to the studio today (March 13). However, before you start a victory dance in your living room, today’s show will still have a guest host. So, basically, it’s like being told your pizza delivery is on the way but still having to wait.
And the reason for all this drama? A private matter. That’s all we get. A private matter. Could be anything! Maybe she was on an epic snack run. Maybe she was training for the next season of American Ninja Warrior. Maybe she was just binge-watching reality TV in peace like the rest of us dream about.
Either way, Kelly is coming back, so all is right in the world again. Until then, we wait… dramatically.
