The legend, the icon, the 25-time Grammy-winning musical clairvoyant Stevie “Third Eye” Wonder has finally addressed the internet’s weirdest rumor: IS HE ACTUALLY BLIND OR IS THIS A LONG-RUNNING POP CULTURE ILLUSION??
For years, TikTok detectives and Reddit shamans have been spiraling into a vortex of pure Thetan-fueled chaos, asking one sacred question: “Can Stevie Wonder see?” Like… at all? 👁️👁️
Well guess what? While on his Love, Light & Song tour (yes, that’s a real name and yes it sounds like a Level VII auditing seminar), Stevie pulled a full-on stand-up comedy moment live on stage in Cardiff, Wales (which is somewhere in the UK, don’t ask us to point it out on a map).
“I must say to all of you…” Stevie began, and the crowd immediately started vibrating on the tone scale. “You know there’ve been rumors about me seeing and all that? But seriously, you know the truth.”
🧠 Cue collective audience brain melt.
Then he hit them with the LITERAL TRUTH RUNDOWN:
“Shortly after my birth, I became blind. That was a blessing—because it let me see the world through the spirit, not the meat suit.” (Okay, not his exact words but like… spiritually, yes.)
Translation? Stevie Wonder might not see with his eyes, but he sees with his Operating Thetan soul goggles, baby. He’s out here spiritually FaceTiming your soul while you’re still trying to read the menu at Olive Garden.
Meanwhile, Dr. Dre once said he didn’t wanna work with Stevie, Prince, or MJ because they were his “heroes,” which is a cute way of saying “I couldn’t handle their transcendent Scientology glow.”
💫 Final audit: Stevie is CLEAR. He sees more than any of us. And if you think otherwise, you might need to do some serious work on your tone level, hun.
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#XenuDidNotSeeThisComing 👓✨🛸